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  • #2
    What kinda wimp has to bite a banana to open it?
    We need seperate human-only games for MP/PBEM that dont include the over-simplifications required to have a good AI
    If any man be thirsty, let him come unto me and drink. Vampire 7:37
    Just one old soldiers opinion. E Tenebris Lux. Pax quaeritur bello.

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    • #3
      Someone who wants to open the banana without squishing or breaking it?
      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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      • #4
        I have been properly educated.
        I'm consitently stupid- Japher
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        • #5
          Without squishing or breaking? Are you a complete klutz?
          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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          • #6
            Sometimes if the banana does not want to open very easily at the top, I struggle with it, and by using more force, I start squishing or breaking the top part of the banana.

            Do I need to draw a freakin' picture?
            A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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            • #7
              Is this your time of the month or something? Do you have a nose bleed? You're a little grumpy.

              Have a banana.
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #8
                Originally posted by MrFun View Post
                Sometimes if the banana does not want to open very easily at the top, I struggle with it, and by using more force, I start squishing or breaking the top part of the banana.

                Do I need to draw a freakin' picture?

                Yoy struggle with a banana? Aside from the obvious comical double entendre, just how weak are you?
                We need seperate human-only games for MP/PBEM that dont include the over-simplifications required to have a good AI
                If any man be thirsty, let him come unto me and drink. Vampire 7:37
                Just one old soldiers opinion. E Tenebris Lux. Pax quaeritur bello.

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                • #9
                  I hear the best way to get to what's inside a banana is to put it in a warm place and slide it around in there.
                  “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                  - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                  • #10
                    Struggle to open a banana...I wonder, how hard is it to open a condom package. They need those stupid wrappers to be more accessible to prevent more dumb people from being bred.
                    "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the Blood of Patriots and tyrants" Thomas Jefferson
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                    • #11
                      am I the only one who opened this thread expecting some really hot babe to do something really creative with a banana?

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                      • #12
                        Yes.
                        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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                        • #13
                          No.
                          Unbelievable!

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                          • #14
                            No.
                            "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                            "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Dis View Post
                              am I the only one who opened this thread expecting some really hot babe to do something really creative with a banana?
                              Sorry

                              [img]http://www.found****.com/images/banana-bed-humor-01.jpg[/img]

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