[seriously serious] Getting JM laid: A project worth your time

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Anyway, I suspect that our Jon will meet a nice young lady at one of his church things. They will become friendly, and then have a bout of old-fashioned courting. From there things will probably progress to marriage, and (I hope) a very long and happy life together.

That's the best-case scenario. The worst-case is that he starts paying attention to the **** Heraclitus writes about how to pick up women.

[Heraclitus]

Anyway, I suspect that our Jon will meet a nice young lady at one of his church things. They will become friendly, and then have a bout of old-fashioned courting. From there things will probably progress to marriage, and (I hope) a very long and happy life together.

That's the best-case scenario. The worst-case is that he starts paying attention to the **** Heraclitus writes about how to pick up women.

And the **** I say I used succesfully got me into a loving stable relationship with my GF, yeah I can see why that is so horrible.


BTW The worst-case is that he ends up alone, for all we know JM may be suffering from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love-shyness

[DaShi]

The major therapeutic regime Gilmartin recommends after practice dating is sex surrogate therapy. He claims, "Any truly comprehensive program calculated to guarantee a complete cure for intractable, chronic and severe love-shyness must incorporate a program facet that entails use of sexual surrogates." Sex surrogates are therapists who will have physical intimacy up to and including sexual intercourse with their clients and are not the same as prostitutes. A quality surrogate therapy will include an additional therapist to oversee the therapy.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

And the **** I say I used succesfully got me into a loving stable relationship with my GF, yeah I can see why that is so horrible.

Congratulations. And if it lasts, I hope you'll look back over those threads and realise what cynically manipulative crap they were.

[-Jrabbit]

JM is far from unattractive. He reminds me a young Jon Belushi, with a hint of a better-looking Ron Jeremy thrown in (it's the sleepy eyes, not the penis, even though I'm sure JM has a perfectly reasonable one).

"reasonable penis" LOL

[Darius871]

BTW The worst-case is that he ends up alone, for all we know JM may be suffering from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love-shyness

Based on the below, it obviously should be renamed "closeted gay syndrome" to ease up the confusion:

According to Gilmartin, the love-shy tended to prefer vocal love ballads such as Broadway theatre music, brassy jazz music, easy listening, film soundtracks, and light classical music but not traditional classical music. A few also mentioned having a strong liking for country and western. Rock music of almost every kind was disliked by the love-shy.

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According to Gilmartin, the full list of 63 repeatedly seen movies can be classified into two categories, "heavy", emotionally engrossing love stories, and escapist musicals with a strong romantic flavor.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love-shyness

I rest my case.