[seriously serious] Getting JM laid: A project worth your time

[Heraclitus]

Its an international initiative first suggested by a Russian researcher. We should use this thread to analize all posibilities and determine which is most cost effective.


I kindly ask everyone with an informed opinion on the subject to post their suggestion and comment the ones already proposed.


Please remember to provide citations.

[Dis]

fly to Vegas, I'll drive him over to Pahrump. Totally legal. People here in my state aren't squeemish about such things. I can get 2 women fairly cheap if he wants.

But seriously if one chooses not to partake, it's their own decision. As with my decision not to partake in the "game" just because society expects it of me. Do what makes you happy.

[Jon Miller]

I am pretty sure I could pick up a girl at a party/etc if I wanted to. I know I could have in the past (even when I wasn't as well cared for/etc).

I am only interested in having sex in the terms of a long term serious relationship. That is a bit more difficult than just finding a sex partner.

JM

[Riesstiu IV]

analize

lol wut?

[Imran Siddiqui]

He wants to get JM some anal

[Kitschum]

You can do that yourself with a banana.

[Dis]

You can do that yourself with a banana.

I'm going to have to assume you have done this then. Because I cannot figure out the logistics of such an operation. Or perhaps I'm just not flexible enough.

[Kitschum]

If you can wipe your own ass I think you could shove something up it, don't you?

[Dis]

I suppose... Which begs the question. Why would I want to?

That's one thing I never understood about sex. Why anal? What's so great about it? Am I the only one who finds it disgusting? How is this pleasurable in any way?

[Heraclitus]

I am pretty sure I could pick up a girl at a party/etc if I wanted to. I know I could have in the past (even when I wasn't as well cared for/etc).

I am only interested in having sex in the terms of a long term serious relationship. That is a bit more difficult than just finding a sex partner.

JM

Ok getting you laid with a woman you love.



What are your criteria for a future spouse/long term GF?

[Dis]

I think I could pay some asian mail order bride who could love you. You have a bright future ahead of you, they are sure to love you. On second thought, maybe I'll get one for myself. Only kidding. As I said in the other thread, maybe after I'm 40...

[Docfeelgood]

I suppose... Which begs the question. Why would I want to?

That's one thing I never understood about sex. Why anal? What's so great about it? Am I the only one who finds it disgusting? How is this pleasurable in any way?

maybe they like having sh!t on their peckers

[self biased]

i see what you did there.

[Docfeelgood]

never gets a head ache

[Traianvs]

Let's see a picture of JM first in order to assess the available possibilities, cuz we know he ain't got the hard $$$ to wheedle innocent chicks into getting it on!