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  • #16
    Not on civilized courses that ban shorts.
    Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
    I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. Sure

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    • #17
      I remember that tune, Suntans of Swing. Great number back then.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
        WTG. It took you only 5 posts to step in horse****.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Riesstiu IV View Post
          I AM DISBOT. I MUST REMAIN IN BASEMENT AND AVOID SUNLIGHT AT ALL COSTS AND KEEP MY BEAUTIFUL PASTY WHITE NERD COMPLEXION. *BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP*
          I'll be laughing while you all get skin cancer. buhahahahahaha

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          • #20
            Farmer's tan
            "The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
            "Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.

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            • #21
              Farmer's tan with a redneck...
              Monkey!!!

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Tear of the Komsomol Girl View Post
                And when should a man learn to be quiet?

                When thinking that was a good post.

                I like your attitude a lot maam!!
                Hi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rah

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Dis View Post
                  I'll be laughing while you all get skin cancer. buhahahahahaha
                  My superior black-African genetics means that I don't get skin cancer.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Riesstiu IV View Post
                    My superior black-African genetics means that I don't get skin cancer.
                    Oh. It means you won't notice there's an evil dark spot growing on your skin until it's too late.

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                    • #25
                      I don't really get tan. My skin becomes somewhat tolerant and my hair turns blonder, but that's about it.
                      I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                      • #26
                        I have pasty white "desk job" tan, but am going to upgrade it to medium in Greece.
                        Graffiti in a public toilet
                        Do not require skill or wit
                        Among the **** we all are poets
                        Among the poets we are ****.

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                        • #27
                          Normal, max. light here.
                          Blah

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Winston View Post
                            I remember that tune, Suntans of Swing. Great number back then.
                            QFT

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                            • #29
                              I'm very white and can't get a tan no matter how much time I spend in the sun
                              This space is empty... or is it?

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Adagio View Post
                                I'm very white and can't get a tan no matter how much time I spend in the sun
                                A soulless Ginger!
                                Graffiti in a public toilet
                                Do not require skill or wit
                                Among the **** we all are poets
                                Among the poets we are ****.

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