Suntans

[Dis]

The past few trips at the gym have convinced me without a doubt, I will avoid all sun exposure. I just realized how disgusting people's backs are. And how awesome mine is . I see women with moles on their back, but they are still sportin' dark tans. and the men in the locker room.

I've pretty much been avoiding sun for many years anyways. But this is the nail in the coffin. No more sun. Good thing I live in a city that doesn't have much sun.

The only sun I get is going from the car to the home/business I'm heading to. If I do go hiking etc, I wear sunscreen.

sun is so overrated. I just don't understand what's so great about it (other than the sustaining life thing).

[Dis]

my vote is normal. I'm not super white. I get almost no sun exposure any more. But my forearms pretty much have a permanent tan. Farmers tan kind of.

[Space05us]

Some sun exposure is good for your health. You don't need to bake yourself either, just spend about half an hour outdoors each day.

[-Jrabbit]

You left out:

Driver's Tan -- left arm only
Golfer's Tan -- ghostly upper body, very tan arms, neck and face

[SlowwHand]

Golfer's Tan = Farmer's Tan

Also Dis, sunshine provides vitamin D, but 15 minutes daily is enough.

[duke o' york]

Basketballer's tan - scary vest shape and face up top, and legs only tanned from the knees to the top of the socks.

[Tear of the Komsomol Girl]

I always thought it strange, the approach of many Russians and English.

As soon as sun appears they want to lie in it. As if they are not happy with themselves or they want to change colour.

Suntan is the reverse Michael Jackson.

[Mint]

When should a woman get a suntan?

When the roof blows off the kitchen.

[Tear of the Komsomol Girl]

And when should a man learn to be quiet?

When thinking that was a good post.

[duke o' york]

Touché!

[SlowwHand]

When should a woman get a suntan?

When the roof blows off the kitchen.

WTG. It took you only 5 posts to step in horse****.

[Imran Siddiqui]

I got a Medium Tan, but I also start from a more tan position

[Riesstiu IV]

I AM DISBOT. I MUST REMAIN IN BASEMENT AND AVOID SUNLIGHT AT ALL COSTS AND KEEP MY BEAUTIFUL PASTY WHITE NERD COMPLEXION. *BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP*

[Thoth]

Golfer's Tan = Farmer's Tan

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Not quite, a golfer's tan also involves a pasty white left hand.

[Tuberski]

And usually tanned calves.

ACK!