Michael Jackson trying to steal Farrah Fawcett's moment.

[Provost Harrison]

When I'm doing jazzercise...

And what kind of utter gayness is jazzercise?

Personally, I prefer jizzercise

[molly bloom]

My interest in his music ended with 'Off The Wall', if I'm honest.

I've checked and I don't own any recordings by him.

[MOBIUS]

Rather than being cremated, Jacko is being melted down and turned into

lego. That way the kids can play with him for a change.



Having ruled out sunshine, moonlight and good times, Jacko's death has

been blamed on the boogie



What's the difference between Alex Fergerson and Jacko? Fergie will be

playing Giggs in August



Rumour has it Jacko died of food poisoning - he'd just eaten a ten year old sausage...



Reports of Micheal Jackson having a heart attack are not true, he has been

found in the childrens ward having a stroke



So Michael Jackson is dead.

I thought he looked pale.



Carlsberg don't do excuses for not playing 50 gigs at The O2 Arena, but if

they did it'd probably be the best excuse in the world...



I heard he's still planning to reshoot the thriller video.



Farrah Fawcett arrives at the pearly gates and Saint Peter Grants her one

wish, so she thinks for a minute and says "I wish all the children in the

world to be safe".

The next day Micheal Jackson dies from heart attack.



Whats the difference between a Disney film and Michael Jackson?

A Disney film can still touch kids



I've heard his face is going to be recycled into carrier bags. That way

he'll still be white, plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with.

[molly bloom]

Sha Mon!


Those're Baaaddddd.

But not dangerous or off the wall.


Soon, they'll be history, easy as a b c....

[Imran Siddiqui]

He was a megastar, the King of Pop. At least for a few years. Then he morphed into the King of Weird. And this sad end.

Indeed

But, I have a feeling he'll be remembered for being a massively influential artist.

[Wezil]

My interest in his music ended with 'Off The Wall', if I'm honest.

I've checked and I don't own any recordings by him.

I have a Jackson 5 mp3 or two.

Mobius

[rah]

The autopsy results came back. They cut him open, dug around and found a black man.

The coverage has been over the top, my favorite was his lawyer claiming he couldn't stay silent anymore, that MJ had been abusing prescription drugs. Claiming it was probably the cause of death. The gouls are lining up early. At least the clown could have waited for the official autopsy report before spewing anything.

my favorite is the FF joke.

[Ming]

But, I have a feeling he'll be remembered for being a massively influential artist.

I have a feeling he will be remembered for his fondness of little children.
And yes, the FF joke is good.

[Docfeelgood]

[Mon River Monarch]

I prefer Alien Ant Farm's cover of Smooth Criminal...

I was listening to their version this morning when one of the over 40 crowd says to me "another Michael Jackson lover". I didn't bother explaining my music preference to the jackass. The all white, mostly older racists in my office are having a field day with his death

[Docfeelgood]

Ding dong the freak is gone.

[Docfeelgood]

Heart attack my ass!
Drug overdose!

[SlowwHand]

Amazing.

Jackson's mountain of debt

While reports vary, Michael Jackson's debt at the time of his death may be close to $400 million. » Many factors
Where did Jackson's millions go?

[Alinestra Covelia]

Avatar material right there.

[Alinestra Covelia]

Or indeed here.