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  • #16
    Originally posted by Blaupanzer View Post
    Hell is Djibouti on the horn of Africa where temperatures exceed 100 degrees 9 months of the year and the highs in the summer exceed 120. Course they report in Celsius which makes it sound cooler. The natives have no cooling devices, which is why there aren't very many of them. Add to that the spiders, three species of which are bigger than a human head, and the snakes to include the black mamba, and nobody goes there by choice.

    Well then may I say that we are indeed on t he road to Djibouti! We hit 107 at the official temprature takers and at the television station it hit 109 so I'd say we are definatly on the road Oh and I had a huge tarantula on the side of my house the size of a baseball so does that count
    Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
    Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
    Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
    You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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    • #17
      Spring has sprung fall has fell summer is here and it is hot as hell.

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      • #18
        Can we do this thread in, you know, proper temperature units?
        Speaking of Erith:

        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Tiamat View Post
          How did the settlers do it way back when?
          How many places have you driven passed that have broken wagon wheels decorating their front yard? Broken wagon wheels. That should give you a clue.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Provost Harrison View Post
            Can we do this thread in, you know, proper temperature units?

            It is in proper units for America you wanker!
            Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
            Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
            Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
            You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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            • #21
              Baseball-size tarantulas are part of a clear step in the hellish direction.
              No matter where you go, there you are. - Buckaroo Banzai
              "I played it [Civilization] for three months and then realised I hadn't done any work. In the end, I had to delete all the saved files and smash the CD." Iain Banks, author

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              • #22
                We have the heat + 70% humidity (sometimes 80%). Sounds like it's time to go jump in the ocean.
                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                • #23
                  Watch out for all the incoming Cubans.
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                  "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Provost Harrison View Post
                    Ever been to Grimsby?
                    *Shudder*
                    "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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                    • #25
                      pretty ****ing hot in Houston. tough to be motivated to leave the apartment.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Blaupanzer View Post
                        Baseball-size tarantulas are part of a clear step in the hellish direction.
                        Not if you have a decent pepper sauce to eat them in.
                        "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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                        • #27
                          Spiders are good watchdogs, they eat all kinds of nasty bugs that try to get into your home
                          Having said that, I have to admit that any spider found strolling around the inner sanctum of my home will be subjected to the highest degree of punishment
                          The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

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                            • #29

                              I suppose it helps living in a place without poisonous spiders. But I'm serious though, I have a whole bunch of spiders living around the windows and balcony of my apartment and virtually no bugs manage to get through their strict surveillance network and inside the apartment.
                              As I said though, if I find any spiders waltzing around the kitchen or my bedroom the rest of their miserable lives will be short and full of excitement
                              The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

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                              • #30
                                It's tough to choose between the spiders or the, and I don't know how to frikin' spell it even tried to look it up but Cyoates. Help me out here Sloww with the spelling. They come up in our back yard and on our deck.
                                Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                                Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                                Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                                You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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