Every extra space is a billable hour.
"Where am I?" The contractor asks.
"Heaven," Peter replied, "You had a massive heart attack and died."
"A massive heart attack? That can't be, I'm only 38. I run every day, eat healthily..."
"38?" Peter inquires. "Says here you're 78... Oh, I see, these are your billable hours."
I amazed at the varied responses. For now on I'm using 1.5 spaces.
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