Man accused of urinating on people at festival

[DirtyMartini]

Yeah, I've always heard ****faced. I'm curious where that came from

Thank God for sharpies

Yes, the Sharpie marking pen is widely believed to have been invented and widely distributed by Theobald "****face" McDuff in response to the origin of his nickname.

[MrFun]

Damn it - I told BK to behave and not do anything stupid while he was up there.