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[Wiglaf]

Maybe uncapping allcap posts was a good feature.

TECHNICALLY NOT A SINGLE ONE OF MY POSTS IN THIS THREAD HAS BEEN ALL CAPS. You are the least anal Jew ever.

[KrazyHorse]

tECHNICALLY WIGLAF IS CORRECT

[Wiglaf]

It's too late for you to win over my favor. O S T MUS TIS NT . I can do Latin all day girlfriend.

[KrazyHorse]

You can't even do English properly. I'm beginning to suspect that you're a Communist spy.

[Lorizael]

Why would I want to censor Wiggy? It's Asher I want to put a stop to.

[Wiglaf]

I see I'm being double teamed. I know you are Asher's DL but I don't think it's on purpose. I think Asher suffers from MULTIPLE PERSONALITY SCHLEROSIS DISORDER and relapses when he gets ANGRY AND TURNS INTO YOU when he can't be DOUCHY ENOUGH TO COPE WITH HIS FRUSTRATIONS. We won't be seeing Asher for a while now that you're in control. Well, fine then. I can handle you, you probably lost your pubic hair to a particle collider.

[KrazyHorse]

I lost my pubic hair to a RAZOR. In my line of work I find it helpful to leave as LITTLE DNA EVIDENCE AS POSSIBLE

[Wiglaf]

Oh I sincerely doubt that you homo. Even the fruitiest of fruits in the Dupont Fruit Loop don't shave in the Netherlands. You're a liar and a cheat who probably doesn't even know what DNA stands for. I've exposed you.

[KrazyHorse]

Once more, I am simply ahead of the curve. Plus it helps my swimming times.

[Wiglaf]

So would cutting off your penis entirely.

[KrazyHorse]

I can't afford to be leaving short and curlies everywhere. IT'S LIKE GATTACA AROUND HERE.

[KrazyHorse]

So would cutting off your penis entirely.

Then how would I steer, you nautically ignorant bastard?

[KrazyHorse]

Honestly, it sounds as though you've never purchased a first authorship with sexual favours in your entire life.

[Wiglaf]

How can the penis be used for steering if you are wearing a speedo which all pro swimmers do? GUESS WHAT? BING DOESN'T TELL ME

[KrazyHorse]

Only AMATEURS wear speedos any more. I had a refreshing 4 hour nude swim with Michael Phelps just the other day. Unfortunately he was high as a kite, but I replaced his weed with a baggie of my shredded, used condoms to teach him a lesson.