Blind Search Engine Comparison tool...Google was dead last for me

[Wiglaf]

HOW DARE YAR TALK TO ME LIKE THAT. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HTE MERITS OF A SEARCH ENGINE :NOT: THE MERITS OF THE SEARCH FUNCTIONS OF THE WEB SITES THAT THOSE SEARCH ENGINES FIND! What you are trying to do IS THE EQUIVALENT OF KILLING THE MESSENGER BECAUSE HE BRINGS YOU A PIECE OF PAPER WITH NEWS ON IT THAT DOES NOT COOK YOUR BREAKFAST. It's IRRELEVANT. It is a NON SQUEITAR.

[KrazyHorse]

sequitur

[KrazyHorse]

And stop arguing with yourself, Asher. It's undignified.

[Asher]

I AM SO FURIOUS THAT EVEN THE SOOTHING IMAGERY OF THE MOST EXCELLENT WEBSITE BING.COM HAS NOT PLACATED MY RAGE. I AM ABOUT TO EXPLODE. TO BOIL OVER. I AM BOOKING A TRIP TO THAILAND AND I MAY NOT RETURN.

I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY WIGLAF.

[Asher]

NEW SEARCH COMPARISON: AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION IN THAILAND

[KrazyHorse]

Sometimes I worry that Asher might actually be insane.

[Japher]

I worry that's he's not.

[KrazyHorse]

You mean that the rest of us are the crazy ones?

[self biased]

[Japher]

I worry that he is not insane.

[Wiglaf]

I took LATIN FOR SEVEN YEARS. The endings are R RIS TAR MUR MINI NTUR for the active. Third person singulatr nueter -- IT DOES NOT FOLLOW - IS -TAR therefore NON SEQUITAR. Leave it to me to correct you again you BASTARD STAY OUT OF THIS.

Asher I am sorry Bing doesn't display hot shy gay men flexing their man boobs and having sex with puppy faces. AND GUESS WHAT GIRLFRIEND? AUTO AROTIC ASPHYIXATION IN THAILAND RETURNS A GENERAL DEFINITION AND THEN A SPECIFIC EXAMPLE IN GOOGLE -- IN BING IT WOULD HAVE YOU BELIEVE DAVID CARRADINE [B]IS[/B[ THE MOST IMPORTANT RESULT?!

IT SEEMS CLEAR -- BING PRIORITIZES RECENT EVENTS; GOOGLE DOES NOT; MAYBE BECAUSE GOOGLE HSA BEEN AROUND LONGER YOU IDIIOT:MAD:

[Asher]

http://blindsearch.fejus.com/?q=rope+vendors+in+thailand

http://blindsearch.fejus.com/?q=largest+wardrobe+closets+in+thailand

http://blindsearch.fejus.com/?q=cheapest+hotels+in+thailand

http://blindsearch.fejus.com/?q=cheapest+motels+in+thailand

http://blindsearch.fejus.com/?q=cheapest+hostels+in+thailand

http://blindsearch.fejus.com/?q=cheapest+cardboard+boxes+in+thailand

http://blindsearch.fejus.com/?q=can+a+cardboard+box+support+160+lbs+of+weight+hanging

BING WINS *******

[Lorizael]

Maybe uncapping allcap posts was a good feature.

[Wiglaf]

WHO GOES THERE YOU NEED A REASON! YOU CAN'T JUST SAY IT. Based on my preliminary findings, BING AND GOOGLE ARE INDISTNGUHISABLE IN THESE RESULTS YOU PROVIDED. I see someone's getting his DOUCHE ON

[KrazyHorse]

NON SEQUITAR

This is so obviously wrong that I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START. The only Latin you're familiar with is probably the guy who supplies your coke.