Last night's Daily Show/Colbert Report

[Dis]

The general has what is known as a helmet head. With those old Greek helmets, the metalsmith could make the helmet bigger and thicker if he made the facehole smaller. This guy's got the perfect head for that.

You guys jacking up Obama for having a life and a sense of humor, what is it you think the President does all day, every day? Whatever that answer is, Bush didn't do that nor did Clinton, Daddy Bush, Reagan, or Carter, so why is Obama the one we're jumping on. He is President 24 hours a day but he has time to live and to talk to us while carrying out his mission.

Clinton only slept like 3 hours a night. He was a hard working president- except for that cigar bit.

[rah]

If hillary was on the bed next to me, I'd spend less than 3 hours a night in bed. And I'd be too freaked to sleep.
No wonder he spent extra time getting head from fat interns.

[-Jrabbit]

head >> no head

[Dinner]

I love the way the Asian Civ2 chick say "ravish" in that video.

[Dis]

head >> no head

my only complaint was she didn't swallow. Which would have saved the whole blue dress problem. Come on woman! He's the president! Swallowing is just so much more practical and eliminates the mess- in this case the evidence.

[Lul Thyme]

I love the way the Asian Civ2 chick say "ravish" in that video.

Maybe the reason you love it is because she's actually saying "ravage".

(4:49)

[Richelieu]

Not true. I've gotten freakier tail since married than ever before.

Yeah but, what about from your wife?

[Dinner]

Maybe the reason you love it is because she's actually saying "ravage".

(4:49)

Yeah but the way she says it it sounds like ravish.