Last night's Daily Show/Colbert Report

[MrFun]

I didn't say main stream and you know it, lair.

L-I-A-R

[Jon Miller]

a wiki article said probably only 10% of women do it.

It might have been 10%, I wasn't paying a lot of attention other than it was really low.

And then thinking that I should stop watching as much of that sort ofporn.

JM

[Kitschum]

There's no point to women doing it. It makes far more sense for a man to do it, biologically.

Yah, there's also no point them sucking my dick, but they still do it. Women are truly mysterious magical beings from another planet.

[Asher]

Yah, there's also no point them sucking my dick, but they still do it. Women are truly mysterious magical beings from another planet.

They won't once you get married.

[Drake Tungsten]

That's why you don't get married.

[KrazyHorse]

a wiki article said probably only 10% of women do it.

The studies I've seen say that 25-30% of women will do it at some point in their lives, with ~10% doing it regularly.

[KrazyHorse]

They won't once you get married.

Not true. I've gotten freakier tail since married than ever before.

[Dinner]

They just suck your dick to get you to marry them then the blowjobs stop.

[Zkribbler]

They ****ing brought it last night.

The Daily Show once again proved it is at its best when it targets the news media as opposed to politicians themselves, and ****ing destroyed FoxNews, MSNBC, and CNN. Epic win.

Link?

[Dry]

That man looks like he could've been a general in the ****ing Middle Ages. He looks like a goddamned defensive end, and is relatively young. He must be a genius. Impressive.

Indeed.
For some reason I can see him pretty well in the military advisor role.
Build citywalls!

[Drake Tungsten]

Wow. That Napoleon bit was painful.

[Theben]

I can see it now. Ten years ago, at Obama's apartment off Hyde Park. He's on top, missionary. Teleprompter on either side of the bed. Suddenly, he breaks into a eloquent speech about how, while extremists on both the left and the right may say it is wrong, giving the darkstar up to him is totally right. She is powerless to resist such rhetoric and slowly turns over to put her face in the pillow...

You should write for O'Reilly.

[chequita guevara]

I've never had sex with a woman Michelle Obama's age, so I wouldn't know.

I have, but it was when Michelle Obama was much younger.

[Blaupanzer]

The general has what is known as a helmet head. With those old Greek helmets, the metalsmith could make the helmet bigger and thicker if he made the facehole smaller. This guy's got the perfect head for that.

You guys jacking up Obama for having a life and a sense of humor, what is it you think the President does all day, every day? Whatever that answer is, Bush didn't do that nor did Clinton, Daddy Bush, Reagan, or Carter, so why is Obama the one we're jumping on. He is President 24 hours a day but he has time to live and to talk to us while carrying out his mission.

[Dis]

I've never had sex with a woman Michelle Obama's age, so I wouldn't know.

why limit your life experiences? It's important to have sex with every type of woman. Old, young, tall women, midgets, fat women, skinny anorexics, etc.