Last night's Daily Show/Colbert Report

[Asher]

Presidents still get a vote. Know your role.

[Drake Tungsten]

I enjoyed the Colbert Report. I'm starting to get annoyed by Obama's segments on all these TV shows, though. Doesn't he have better things to do than film jokes for Conan and Colbert?

[Alinestra Covelia]

His face is too small for his head.

To be fair, that photo's shot from a weird angle. Maybe in a mugshot his face would seem proportional once more?

[KrazyHorse]

I enjoyed the Colbert Report. I'm starting to get annoyed by Obama's segments on all these TV shows, though. Doesn't he have better things to do than film jokes for Conan and Colbert?

You're right; there's plenty of brush he could be clearing right now.

[Drake Tungsten]

Let's not even get started on Obama's use of his leisure time. That date night in NYC was ridiculous...

[KrazyHorse]

NYC

Date night (depends on whether or not she gave up the darkstar at the end of it)

[MrFun]

Let's not even get started on Obama's use of his leisure time. That date night in NYC was ridiculous...

You haven't had your bottle of milk today?

[Drake Tungsten]

Date night (depends on whether or not she gave up the darkstar at the end of it)

She better have ****ing put out. The taxpayers spent a lot of money on that night.

[KrazyHorse]

*wonders if Drake knows what I mean by darkstar

[Drake Tungsten]

I'm guessing the chocolate starfish, but I could be wrong.

[KrazyHorse]

Yeah, so "putting out" seemed like a vast understatement....

[Drake Tungsten]

You really think the backdoor is that big a deal? I'm sure the big O has tapped that before...

[Drake Tungsten]

I can see it now. Ten years ago, at Obama's apartment off Hyde Park. He's on top, missionary. Teleprompter on either side of the bed. Suddenly, he breaks into a eloquent speech about how, while extremists on both the left and the right may say it is wrong, giving the darkstar up to him is totally right. She is powerless to resist such rhetoric and slowly turns over to put her face in the pillow...

[Jon Miller]

Some guys say that they get anal all the time, others pretty much never.

I once read a study done in some women's magazine (self reported, lol). Something like 20% of girls like it, and only like 50% say they do it...

So yeah, for most guys it isn't a common thing.

JM
(On the other hand, the vast majority liked vaginal sex and something like 99% liked oral.)

[KrazyHorse]

You really think the backdoor is that big a deal?

Most women (especially most women her age) don't do it.