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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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Originally posted by DanS View PostIt's an asteroid in the process of making a crater. If that's appealing to you, then by all means invest.
DanS, I can honestly say that was the first time in my entire life that I laughed at a business/economics quip. Kudos, mon ami."My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud
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Bummer about your dog, Japher. Ouch, poor pup.
It's an asteroid in the process of making a crater. If that's appealing to you, then by all means invest.
-Arriangrog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.
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Yeah, that happened with my parent's dog several years ago, poor little dude. They went ahead with the surgery, the recovery sucked, and he still had a little hitch in his giddy-up whenever he ran."My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud
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Rufus: You better act fast! They're going to suspend trading on GM stock soon!I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891
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Originally posted by Zkribbler View PostLet's see. The gov't buys tons of stock at rock bottom prices, turns the company around, makes it profitable, and then sells its stock for a big gain. GM trives. The government coffers are full.I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891
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Originally posted by Krill View PostThe Italians are going to show you how to make fuel efficient cars.
**** this is going to be hilarious.I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio
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Ozzy, would you support GM hiring 10 year olds to reduce cost? The craftsmanship would probably be comparable to their current union workforce."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "
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This won't be the end of taxpayer money invested in this company as I'm sure they will be back for more before long. Sad part is, how do you say no the next time?"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
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Originally posted by Asher View PostOzzy, would you support GM hiring 10 year olds to reduce cost? The craftsmanship would probably be comparable to their current union workforce.I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891
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