Why is the Canadian Navy as out of shape as I am?

[Serb]

V-22? WTF is that?
An American copy/past of the German V-2 rocket?

[Drake Tungsten]

I'd try to explain it to you, but your tiny Russian brain couldn't handle the complexity.

[Serb]

You think "complexity" of a typo is so hard to understand?

[Drake Tungsten]

What typo?

[Serb]

V-22

[Riesstiu IV]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V-22

[Drake Tungsten]

God, Russians are so retarded.

[Serb]

Retards? These are the vertybirds from fallout.
You can't even design a helicopter properly, suckers. And designations of your aircrafts is a total f*ck-up: by dumbasses for dumbasses.

[Serb]

So, yeah, you were right we don't have any kind of that crap in our inventory. That sh!t is really unmatched.

[Riesstiu IV]

The 'V' stands for very awesome.

[Drake Tungsten]

So, yeah, you were right we don't have any kind of that crap in our inventory.

I know. Russians could never build a plane that technologically advanced.

[Kitschum]

The V actually stands for 'lizard'

[Serb]

So, yeah, you were right we don't have any kind of that crap in our inventory.

I know. Russians could never build a plane that technologically advanced.

You call that unsafe, overpriced, and completely inadequate aircraft a technologically advanced?

LMAO

http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1665835-1,00.html

[Serb]

You've spent billions of $$$ to build that flying clown.

We've build a real aircraft that can do real missions.

V-22:
Capacity: 24 troops (seated), 32 troops (floor loaded) or up to 15,000 lb (6,800 kg) of cargo (dual hook)
Range: 1,627 km
Price: 110 million USD.

Mi-26:
Capacity: Up to 150 troops, 90 recommended
20,000 kg cargo (44,000 lbs)
Range: 1,952 km
Price: 10 million USD.

So who the f*ck needs your JOKE, when you have a real aircraft at your disposal?

[Sava]

and it had the wussiest name ever... the OSPREY

No wonder it crashed so much in development. It's got a ***** name.