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  • #16
    Originally posted by Jon Miller View Post
    Funnier, but I would prefer you to pick someone who isn't permabanned.

    Who did God instruct Hosea to marry?

    JM
    This is an incorrect question.

    I'll sub in a question:
    What is the source and interpretation of the name Maher-shalal-hash-baz?
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    • #17
      lol
      jm
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      • #18
        Bump!

        I don't want to let this thread be forgotten. So I will give the answer to this one and try to phrase a little bit easier question next time.

        It's from the Book of Isaiah, and is the name the prophet is commanded to give to his second son. It means something like: "Hurry to the spoil! He has made haste to the plunder!" referring to the impending Assyrian invasion.

        Here's an easier question: What was the second city Joshua and the Israelites attacked after they captured Jericho?
        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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        • #19
          dp
          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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          • #20
            Gary, Indiana.
            "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
            "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Jon Miller View Post
              Funnier, but I would prefer you to pick someone who isn't permabanned.

              Who did God instruct Hosea to marry?

              JM
              Off the top of my head:

              A prostitute, to symbolize Israel's whoring itself out to the surrounding nations?
              No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Asher View Post
                Bump!

                I don't want to let this thread be forgotten. So I will give the answer to this one and try to phrase a little bit easier question next time.

                It's from the Book of Isaiah, and is the name the prophet is commanded to give to his second son. It means something like: "Hurry to the spoil! He has made haste to the plunder!" referring to the impending Assyrian invasion.

                Here's an easier question: What was the second city Joshua and the Israelites attacked after they captured Jericho?
                I'm going to guess Bethel, but I suspect that isn't it.

                The two cities are almost on top of each other on a map, and I think Bethel is more centrally located.
                No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                • #23
                  It was Ai.

                  What was Jesus' middle name?
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                  • #24
                    H.

                    Jesus H. Christ, everyone knows that!
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                    • #25
                      Sonof.
                      No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by DaShi View Post
                        It was Ai.

                        What was Jesus' middle name?

                        ****ing.


                        edit by Robert Plomp: evading the autocensor is not allowed.
                        Last edited by Robert; May 6, 2009, 15:06.
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                        • #27
                          Stop copying my exact words from my original thread at TOS, Asher!

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                          • #28
                            Oh, and in case anybody was giving a crap about it, I'm an Atheist BTW. I just came with this Bible-Trivia-thread at TOS for the sake of living up the OT-section of it a bit, and that happened just to be the first idea which came to my mind.

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                            • #29
                              Jesus' middle name was Aron, with one r... mysteriously, though, his tombstone spells it Arron!
                              Monkey!!!

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                              • #30
                                Ben-Joseph

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