Irony

[KrazyHorse]

I set out this academic year to do the worst possible teaching job while not actually getting fired.

I was just informed that I've won my department's teaching award (out of a field of ~60 TAs).

[chequita guevara]

You suck at sucking.

[Asher]

You have a promising career ahead of you in academic uselessness.

[Krill]

I set out this academic year to do the worst possible teaching job while not actually getting fired.

I was just informed that I've won my department's teaching award (out of a field of ~60 TAs).

You suck at sucking.

Write a book about your sheer awesomeness and lack of ability at ****ing stuff up.

Preferably while on a 7 day bender.

[KrazyHorse]

More properly, I can't suck WHEN TRYING TO SUCK.

I can, however, suck accidentally.

[Drake Tungsten]

I set out this academic year to do the worst possible teaching job while not actually getting fired.

I was just informed that I've won my department's teaching award (out of a field of ~60 TAs).

[Japher]

What sheit skol r u @?

[KrazyHorse]

johns hopkins

[Kontiki]

That's like rain on your wedding day.

[Asher]

Or a traffic jam, when you're already late.

[KrazyHorse]

Or a free ride when you've already paid

[Asher]

A no smoking sign, on your cigarette break.

[Asher]

A black fly in your chardonnay.

[Asher]

A death row pardon, two minutes too late.

[Jon Miller]

It does not matter what the students think of you, it just matters what the professor says.

I had people saying I was the most horrid TA ever for years, and never had a mention. Then one semester I was doing a decent job, but the professor came and discovered that I had been letting out the discussion section early (if they had no questions, I told them they could go).

I then got a reprimand.

I had friends who had glowing reports from all their students all the time, the friend who got the TA reward didn't have these, but the Prof. liked him.

JM