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    Dr. Gordon Boggs
    P.O. Box 333
    Ranburne, AL 36273

    April 20, 2009

    [My wife's name] (was [mangled version of her maiden name])
    our address
    our phone number

    Re: Refund due: $1,092.08

    Dear [wife's name],

    I teach Mathematics at the University level and in my "spare time" I operate a small "Refund Recovery Service" - in other words, I search government records through the Freedom of Information Act and I find unclaimed refunds that the United States Federal Government owes to certain individuals and then I notify those individuals so that they can claim and receive their refund check. I get paid by receiving at "10% Finder Fee" - from the individual - after they have actually received their refund check.

    The federal government owes you a refund check of $1,092.08

    This money has been available (waiting for you to claim it) for several years. The government maintains that they have notified your (or attempted to notify you), but according to the records that I have found, this money has not yet been claimed by you.

    It is earning zero percent (0%) interest and the government has been waiting on you to claim it since 2004. This particular agency of the Federal Government imposes a strict deadline of a six year (6 year) Statute of Limitations, so time is of the essence.

    So here's the question:

    Would you be willing to do a "Hand Shake Deal" with me on a 10% "Finders Fee"?

    In other words, if I can get you the information necessary to help you retrieve this refund check of $1,092.08 - once you have received the check - would yo be willing to write me a check for $109?

    If you would, then please sign off on the enclosed form and return it to me in the attached self-addressed envelope that I have provided.

    On the other hand, if you have already received this refund check, then please indicate that on the same form and return it to me.

    That money that is owed to you by the government is called a "refund check", because it represents money that you have actually overpaid to the government. I do not work for the government and you do not need my services in order to receive this refund check.

    However, many people never claim their money because they do not know that it exists and because they do not have the case # or the appropriate contact information to being the refund process.

    My service to you is three-fold:

    [1] I have searched government records (going back several years) and have discovered that you have a refund due.

    [2] I have gone to the expense of tracking down your correct address and have mailed you this letter informing you that you definitely have a refund due.

    [3] When I receive the enclosed form from you (indicating that you and I have a "Hand Shake Deal" that you will pay me a 10% Finders Fee for these services), then I will immediately forward you the case # and provide you with the appropriate contact information by return mail, so that you can begin the refund process.

    At that point, you will need to contact the government and then you will need to provide the paperwork they require. Once they affirm that your paperwork is correct, they will order a refund check to be issued to you and send it to your correct address.

    When you receive the refund check from the Federal Government for $1,092.08 then you write me a check (or money order) for $109 and mail it to the following address:

    Dr. Gordon Boggs, P.O. Box 333, Ranburne, AL 36273

    That's the reason I call our agreement a "Hand Shake Deal".

    It is based on you giving me your WORD.

    If you are willing to do that, then please complete the enclosed form and I will respond by return mail.

    Thank you!

    Dr. Gordon Boggs.
    BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!



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    Last edited by Arrian; April 24, 2009, 10:40. Reason: The Wicked Witch cast a spell on me, causing me to misspell Toto
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    Goddammit.
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    • #3
      Wow, that's actually one of the most legitimate-looking scams I've ever seen.
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      • #4
        It's Toto.
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        • #5
          So the question is, polytubbies, how shall we **** with the scammer?

          -Arrian
          grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

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          • #6
            I have no experience with income taxes. How does this scam work, if the fellow doesn't demand money up-front? In all other respects it smells like a scam, but I can't quite see the payment angle. I feel stupid.
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            • #7
              I'm thinking this is just the hook. You think "oh, he's not asking for money up front, I guess maybe it's legit" and then, after you say you will pay him 10% of the (made up) refund check, he asks you for some additional information.

              -Arrian
              grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

              The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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              • #8
                If you don't have to send the 10% until after the check clears...............That would be difficult to scam.

                What personal information you have to put on the form you send him is probably the kicker here.
                It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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                • #9
                  Nothing, actually. The form just asks for a signature.

                  -Arrian
                  grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                  The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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                  • #10
                    If you google his name, btw, it appears that this guy is a real professor. Or at least, the name belongs to a real professor.
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                    • #11
                      It's the international cheque scam. International cheques take much longer to clear than normal cheques, but many banks will show it as a credit on your account before it's cleared. You deposit it in your account, the $1092 looks like it's cleared after a few days, normal cheque clearing time, so people send him the 10%.

                      A few weeks later, the international cheque bounces.
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                      • #12
                        What international cheques?
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                        • #13
                          You get the check and deposit it, then you are DUMB ENOUGH to actually send out his check after seeing the $1000 "go in your bank"...and he just hopes that he receives your check before your bank informs you that the check was no good??

                          That can't be it, there are too many derails.

                          More likely if you actually respond to the letter, 'complications' arise, the amount of the 'refund' rises, you need to forward some kind of fee/handling/shipping cost, or worse he needs your personal information in order for you to get your Big Money, etc etc.

                          This might work better simply as a way to troll for potential suckers.

                          If it is just a bad cheque scam it depends on speedy delivery of the sucker's cheque, seems like kind of a hole.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                            If you google his name, btw, it appears that this guy is a real professor. Or at least, the name belongs to a real professor.
                            A professor in Florida, though.

                            And yeah, the scammer is just using the name. No way that letter was written by a real professor.

                            -Arrian
                            grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                            The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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                            • #15
                              I agree that this is just the hook -- he'll ask for some up front money as some point, after you've already spent you 900 bucks in your head.

                              Either that, or he'll gradually accumulate chunks of personal info over time -- he's already going for a copy of [wife's] signature.

                              Or maybe he visited this page http://www.usasoft.com/TRACER.HTM
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