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  • #16
    No, but only because I know when my birthday is
    It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
    RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
      Honestly, Hitler wasn't so bad. Had someone like Rommel been in charge instead, the Germans never would have fought a war on two fronts, never would have fallen for a silly trick like Normandy, and never would have chased away all the brilliant Jewish nuclear scientists. Fun!
      The two front war was an inevitability. The USSR was preparing to attack the Nazis, with a planned date of 1944-5. I suppose if more resources had been put into North Africa, the Brits could have been knocked out of the war sooner, but given the fact that the Nazis threw 80-90% of their military at the Soviets, I doubt they would have been able to succeed even if the USSR had their undivided attention.
      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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      • #18
        Originally posted by rah View Post
        No, but only because I know when my birthday is
        Sure.
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        Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
        We've got both kinds

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        • #19
          Originally posted by chequita guevara View Post
          The two front war was an inevitability. The USSR was preparing to attack the Nazis, with a planned date of 1944-5. I suppose if more resources had been put into North Africa, the Brits could have been knocked out of the war sooner, but given the fact that the Nazis threw 80-90% of their military at the Soviets, I doubt they would have been able to succeed even if the USSR had their undivided attention.
          Only cos Hitler didn't know what he was doing. If I'd have been in charge, the Germans would have won the war, no sweat...
          Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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          • #20
            Originally posted by chequita guevara View Post
            The two front war was an inevitability. The USSR was preparing to attack the Nazis, with a planned date of 1944-5. I suppose if more resources had been put into North Africa, the Brits could have been knocked out of the war sooner, but given the fact that the Nazis threw 80-90% of their military at the Soviets, I doubt they would have been able to succeed even if the USSR had their undivided attention.
            Germany could have delayed until its non-holocausted Jewish nuclear scientists had built some nukes.
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            • #21
              Originally posted by MOBIUS View Post
              Only cos Hitler didn't know what he was doing. If I'd have been in charge, the Germans would have won the war, no sweat...
              Nope. You're Welsh. The Welsh don't know how to win wars.
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • #22
                The two front war was an inevitability. The USSR was preparing to attack the Nazis, with a planned date of 1944-5. I suppose if more resources had been put into North Africa, the Brits could have been knocked out of the war sooner, but given the fact that the Nazis threw 80-90% of their military at the Soviets, I doubt they would have been able to succeed even if the USSR had their undivided attention.
                Well, I don't know about that. More and more of the Wehrmacht had to be transferred West as time went on - first North Africa, then Sicily/Italy, then the bomber campaign, and finally Normandy. I think we can all agree that the Soviet Union was probably unconquerable by the Germans at the time (although with different decisions made in 1941, such as the decision to go after the Ukraine instead of Moscow, who knows), but I do believe that had the Western Allies not been around or actively fighting, there's just about no way the Soviets could have conquered Germany - they would have bled to death just getting to Poland, IMO. With different German leadership and the ability to conduct an active defense, this is almost certainly true.
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                • #23
                  Originally posted by MOBIUS View Post
                  Only cos Hitler didn't know what he was doing. If I'd have been in charge, the Germans would have won the war, no sweat...
                  Only if you were in charge of England.
                  I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                  I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Drake Tungsten View Post
                    I love that Australia will forever be known for basement rapists now.
                    I can't believe Dale tried to pin it on those nice Euro-types.
                    12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                    Stadtluft Macht Frei
                    Killing it is the new killing it
                    Ultima Ratio Regum

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by MOBIUS View Post
                      We did run a campaign against the English occupiers by blowing up their holiday homes.
                      The Brits have the decency to attempt to upgrade your swamp and this is how you repay them? Although I can see the merit of attacking your enemy by blowing up stuff in your own country. Keep up the good work!
                      I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                      I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                      • #26
                        Massive explosions probably improve the Welsh landscape.
                        12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                        Stadtluft Macht Frei
                        Killing it is the new killing it
                        Ultima Ratio Regum

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by David Floyd View Post
                          Well, I don't know about that. More and more of the Wehrmacht had to be transferred West as time went on - first North Africa, then Sicily/Italy, then the bomber campaign, and finally Normandy. I think we can all agree that the Soviet Union was probably unconquerable by the Germans at the time (although with different decisions made in 1941, such as the decision to go after the Ukraine instead of Moscow, who knows), but I do believe that had the Western Allies not been around or actively fighting, there's just about no way the Soviets could have conquered Germany - they would have bled to death just getting to Poland, IMO. With different German leadership and the ability to conduct an active defense, this is almost certainly true.
                          See, DF basically knows what he's talking about - the Indiana Twins could learn a thing or two from him...
                          Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Theben View Post
                            The Brits have the decency to attempt to upgrade your swamp and this is how you repay them? Although I can see the merit of attacking your enemy by blowing up stuff in your own country. Keep up the good work!
                            Only an Indianan who claims to have an IQ in excess of 100 would come up with such a lame-ass attempt at an insult - there's probably more swamp in your underpants than in all of Wales...
                            Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by KrazyHorse View Post
                              Massive explosions probably improve the Welsh landscape.


                              A couple of quarries nearby have been flooded to create a nice lakes style nature reserve.
                              Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by KrazyHorse View Post
                                Massive explosions probably improve the Welsh landscape.
                                Messines Ridge (welsh miners, building tunnels under german positions, packing them with close to a million pounds of TNT and then blowing them up - completely destroying the position - one of the very few examples of a succesfull allied offensive prior to 1918).

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