En Garde!

[Theben]

it's just that you're too embarrassed to even entertain the notion that America could be named after a Welshman...

Who wouldn't be embarrassed?

[MOBIUS]

It's true - the most powerful nation in the world finding out that they owe virtually their entire existence to a small country with less than 1% of the population of the US, that probably 99% of Amerike-ans know absolutely nothing about whatsoever. And the French!

[Theben]

You're not Ben's DL, are you?

[MOBIUS]

Actually, I thought it was you, ThickBen.

[Theben]

I especially like how Moby hates America but considers founding it one of Wales' greatest achievements.

[MOBIUS]

See, ThickBen is an apt name: I've never once claimed that - merely that the Welsh were responsible with setting your sorry-arsed on the road to independence. I have said however that after that great start we gave you, it's been pretty disappointing since...

[Theben]

Unfortunately it's been difficult to live up to the Welsh example on the world stage.

[Drake Tungsten]

We would've had to roll over and let the English beat us in the revolution if we had wanted to live up to the Welsh example.

[Thoth]

Unfortunately it's been bloody pointless and self defeating to live up to the Welsh example on the world stage.

Fixed.

[MOBIUS]

We would've had to roll over and let the English beat us in the revolution if we had wanted to live up to the Welsh example.

It was the Welsh who gave you the balls to break from the English in the first place, you numbskull.

Wrong again.

[Theben]

Obviously they handed over their own, since no one has seen you guys use 'em since.

[MOBIUS]

You don't see us using our balls in public, because we're at ease with our self esteem.

You tend to find that those that have to boast about what big balls they've got have insecurity issues, not to mention also being the biggest dicks - in the derogatory sense...