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  • #16
    But don't forget, by walking on the treadmill, you're also burning muscle. Having more muscle increases your matabolism. With more muscles, even when you're standing still, you burn more calories.

    [Plus, girls think your hotter ]

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    • #17
      Another point, heavier people burn more calories than lighter people doing the same actions.

      Did the treadmill have a weight input?
      No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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      • #18
        9 calories in one gram of fat
        there are 28 grams in an ounce
        there are 16 ounces in a pound

        9 * 28 * 16 = 4032 calories in a pound of fat.

        mrmitchell was calculating for kilograms

        However, the first thing your body will burn is stored glucose, so despite the fact that your burned the equivalent of 1/10th of a pound of fat (or 1/20th of a kilo), most likely, it was just carbs you burned. Burning carbs is what makes your muscles ache, btw, because your body converts sugar to lactic acid during exercise.
        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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