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  • Should chegitz Mess With Texas?

    Teh Bunnygrrl's and my mothers are pestering us to leave South Florida, as the job situation here is dismal. Not that I really want to leave, but we started discussing it, and we decided that despite our mothers' wishes, we don't want to go back to Chicago (we like having the sun).

    We have other friends that have been pestering us to move to Austin. Austin has a lot of things to recommend it, but it's 1,000 miles closer to Slowwhand.

    So, what to do, what to do?
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    Mess With Texas!
    37.50%
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    No, Those Colors Don't Run!
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    Texas is a Banana Republic
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    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    Yes. Come to Texas. It will save me a lot of trouble.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #3
      If we do, I better see some boots.
      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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      • #4
        With spurs.
        Monkey!!!

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        • #5
          Wow, that went from Texas to Gay in record time.

          Come back to Chicago
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          I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.

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          • #6
            Tomorrow is my last day of work. I was thinking of driving to Austin.
            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • #7
              Originally posted by snoopy369 View Post
              Wow, that went from Texas to Gay in record time.
              "Ain't nothin' from Texas but steers and queers, and you don't look like no steer."
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • #8
                And you want to move there? Why not follow the jobs; apply to sunny places and see what happens. I hear they'll hire just about anyone who can turn on a computer at some yellow pages company in Calgary... it's not sunny, but it'll give you hope.
                Monkey!!!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by snoopy369 View Post
                  Come back to Chicago
                  Not a vote, but I thought of Sweet Home Chicago:

                  Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
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                  • #10
                    So the choice is:
                    1) be unemployed in South Florida or
                    2) be unemployed in Austin, Texas or
                    3) be unemplolyed in Chicago?

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                    • #11
                      Austin is suppose to be the good city in Texas.

                      JM
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                      • #12
                        San Antonio is nice too. Though, it's too conservative for Che.
                        Monkey!!!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Zkribbler View Post
                          So the choice is:
                          1) be unemployed in South Florida or
                          2) be unemployed in Austin, Texas or
                          3) be unemplolyed in Chicago?
                          The answer to THAT is always "be unemployed where it's warm and sunny", of course. There's a reason Hawai'i has a ton of homeless people
                          <Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
                          I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.

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                          • #14
                            Amarillo.
                            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by chequita guevara View Post
                              "Ain't nothin' from Texas but steers and queers, and you don't look like no steer."
                              it's "and you ain't got no horns, boy."
                              I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                              I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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