Should chegitz Mess With Texas?

[SlowwHand]

He would last about 17 minutes here.

[Zkribbler]

The Streets Of Miami

As I wandered out
On the streets of Miami
I said to meinself
This is some fancy town

I called up mein partner
And said, "Hello, Sammy
Go pack up your satchel
And mosey on down"

I got me a bunk
In the old Roney Plaza
With breakfast and dinner
Included of course

I caught 40 winks
On mein private piazza
Then I rented a pinto
From Hertz Rent-a-Horse

He rented a pinto from Hertz Rent-a-Horse

My partner flew down
On a non-scheduled airline
You never did see
Such a pale-looking man

I recognized him
From his receding hairline
He recognized me
From mein beautiful tan

Twas then that I heard
Fighting words from mein partner
He said, "Marvin, the Roney is no place to stay

I'm going to the Fontainebleau
Partner, it's mod'ner
And I'll charge to the firm 60 dollars a day"

He'll charge to the firm 60 dollars a day

I said to him, "Paleface,
You hanker for trouble
With the company checkbook
You quick on the draw"

He smiled and said, "Stranger,
For me that goes double
'Cause west of the Fontainebleau
I am the law"

Next morning
The whole Lincoln road was deserted
And somewhere a hi-fi was playing a tune

'Cause everyone knew
Someone's gonna be murdered
In a duel in the sun
On the stroke of high noon

A duel in the sun at the stroke of high noon

I took careful aim
With mein trusty revolver
The clock in the Fontainebleau
Struck 12 o'clock

I shot and Sam crumbled
Just like a piece halvah
And that's what they called
A bad day at Black Rock

They came with a posse
And took mein sixgun away
The crowd was too angry
To leave me in jail

The sheriff said, "Outlaw
I'm gon' let you run away
But don't ever be seen
South of Ft. Lauderdale"

So now I can never go back to Miami
And New York is so cold
That a person could die
I'd be better off dead
Like mein late partner Sammy
'Cause he's in that big Fontainebleau in the sky

[chequita guevara]

He would last about 17 minutes here.

You fergit I lived in Jacksonville for three years.

[Lefty Scaevola]

I have been to Jacksonville, TX. Not much there.

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[Zkribbler]

Well...not since you left, no.

[Arrian]

Shouldn't you get a job and THEN move? Instead of move and then find a job?

-Arrian

[DinoDoc]

Shouldn't you get a job and THEN move? Instead of move and then find a job?

One would think.

[The Mad Monk]

Wow, that went from Texas to Gay in record time.

Come back to Chicago

Split the difference, come to Kansas City.

[DinoDoc]

Why would you want another unemployed bum in KC?

[snoopy369]

Amarillo.

Good lord, that town is sad. I've bussed and driven through it twice now (once each), and it was awfully boring both times. Nice buildings, except they're from the 1800s and earlier, and haven't been fixed up since then.

[The Mad Monk]

Why would you want another unemployed bum in KC?

I may need field hands this year.

[snoopy369]

Somehow I don't think it's a good idea to invite a communist revolutionary to work with your field hands. You might end up guillotined...

[self biased]

there's also quite a few polytubbies located in or around austin. Wraith, david floyd, ramo, and a few others.

[Zkribbler]

[Actually, guillotining was done by republicans, not commies. But still a good joke.]

[Whoha]

being unemployed in Florida has to be nicer than being unemployed elsewhere.