Preliminary Observations of a Novice Proletarian

[Theben]

No, I'm talking more along the lines of having a jock type walk up behind you, put his arm on your shoulder in a platonic manly way, and say, "You know ___, there's nothing more I'd like to do right now than shove my dick up your ass." To paraphrase, of course.

[ricketyclik]

I know someone just like that...

That's a coincidence, me too

[Elok]

No, I haven't seen that happen.

[Barnabas]

That happened to me last year, I was working as a hotel receptionist, and the guy in charge of the bar, and of the teens who carry the luggage told me that they were going to nail me hard in the locker room, because that is what they do to new employees!

Fun!

But it didn't happen, it was a joke

[Barnabas]

This is one of the guys, I only have that picture, I took it from the Hotels web page


The other guy kinda goodlooking, but not in a manly way, more Di Caprio way.
He was blonde, had a girly voice. Surprisingly he had a patches of hair in his back, I didn't expect that in someone blonde.

[Blaupanzer]

7. There is no job so simple that a dipwad worker can't screw it up. If they can't screw up the job itself, they will settle for, say, badmouthing the product right in front of customers.

Or they will curse everyone else for getting in their way. Post screwup such folks blame any of a list of candidates. Enthusiastic (in the sense of working all the time, not being lazy) but incompetent workers can make any workplace a maze. For example if they wash the dishes but leave particles on the dishes or silverware, everyone spends time looking out for a problem that would otherwise not occur.

[Elok]

Corollary on further reflection: Since I work in bottom-rung foodservice, where there are very few jobs that anyone is too stupid to do assuming he/she really tries, true incompetence may be present but masked among the workers. What remains is the incompetence born of laziness and/or indifference.