More or less regular things that turn you on.

[Adagio]

Girls in jeans

[Darius871]

Screw that, jeans are too rugged & tight, i.e. cumbersome to remove.

silk nighties
gingers in silk nighties

[Q Classic]

Nobody's mentioned "a big bank account"?

[Dr Strangelove]

I was raised Episcopalian, aka Catholic Lite. All the ritual, none of the guilt. Apparently the guilt was there all along and now it's gushing forth.

Well WE didn't give it to you!




Maybe it was that Commie Rat brother of yours. You oughts turn his red tush into the G-men.

[Dr Strangelove]

I feel turned on but deeply conflicted about girls in school uniforms like Britney Spear's first music video before she got fat.

How about Asian girls in school uniforms?

[Koyaanisqatsi]

Topless jeans

[Krill]

Jeans are good. Long hair, used well, can be pretty damned erotic...

[Koyaanisqatsi]

Though, honestly, a nice pair of dress pants can be good too...based on when my fiancee gets dressed for work in the morning, at least.

I may be alone on that one.

Well, basing it on my fiancee, I'd hope I'm alone on that. You know what I mean.

Have I mentioned I have the flu?

[Gibsie]

screenshot or she doesn't exist

[Zkribbler]

That reminds me of when I fell down a mountain in Yosemite and I had wounds on most of my body. But not so many that I couldn't please the women, but in just the right amount of pain. I practically had to beat the women off of me with a stick then. I guess there are a lot of women with the nurse personality.

Something like that happened to me when I was fresh out of college. I got really sick and lost something like 30 pounds in one month. All these women wanted to come over and take care of me. Then they found out that what I had wasn't contageous, and they all went away. But no biggie...they were all fat.

[b etor]

Smells.

[Zkribbler]

Smells.

I'm assuming you mean good smells, like lavendar, and freshly cut fruits, and perfumes, and babies just after they've been powdered.

[Alinestra Covelia]

Something like that happened to me when I was fresh out of college. I got really sick and lost something like 30 pounds in one month. All these women wanted to come over and take care of me. Then they found out that what I had wasn't contageous, and they all went away. But no biggie...they were all fat.

This post wins for sheer hilarity

[b etor]

I'm assuming you mean good smells, like lavendar, and freshly cut fruits, and perfumes, and babies just after they've been powdered.

Well, not those kind of smells, but certain colognes. Although I'm not sure which kinds they are. One of the Adidas ones. And I think one or two of the Axe. I just know when guys smell a certain way I just want to jump them.