Pick up adivce thread.

[Naked Gents Rut]

Tucker Max

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[-Jrabbit]

Fun story, David Floyd. I think you should give it another shot (so to speak) with her, to let her see your "not ****faced from the get-go" side.

[Darius871]

Tucker Max

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Weak. That was actually a halfway convincing lie.

[Provost Harrison]

A bit off-topic, but since this board abounds with sex/girls/fetish-threads, I'll not make another one...

I met this girl 1,5 week ago. Problem is she's French, and lives in Geneva right now. However she's the best friend of the girl one of my best friends is dating with.

Anyways, we kissed rather intensely before she had to depart, and contrary to my normal behaviour (I'm usually a cold-blooded heartless bastard) I'm somewhat annoyed she's gone. We're having some chit-chat via facebook now (oh yes), so she's causing me to think of her all the time. But as this fait divers is doomed to fail, I am sure to meet her again in the future, every few months or so. I'm sure it'll be very awkward. Don't know what to do or how to respond now.

Advice?

What was that bit about fat divers again?

[David Floyd]

I've got a few other stories up on my Facebook page, with plans to write a couple more in the near future. If you're interested, just find me on Facebook and add me.

As for the people who think I'm full of ****...*shrug* I don't really care. The stuff I wrote about, I did originally to entertain myself, and wrote it up to entertain others. Either be entertained, or don't read it. As for being a "Tucker Max wannabe", well, yes - I wish I could write as well as him. OTOH, the stories he wrote in his book aren't that incredible - even he makes the point that most people have similar ones.

[Naked Gents Rut]

Tucker Max is full of **** and so are you.

[-Jrabbit]

I'm not allowed to have a Facebook account.

Too old.

[David Floyd]

OK.

Out of curiosity, what precisely makes my story unbelievable? I mean, we all know I drink a lot, and we all know that I tend to go out with somewhat whorish women, so what aspect of my story seems like bull****?

[Naked Gents Rut]

It's not really the story that makes me suspicious. It's your obvious personality flaws (douche, thief) that make me not trust you.

[David Floyd]

So, then, your point is that my stories are probably true, you just wouldn't trust me to date your daughter?

I mean, really. If you want to tell me I'm full of **** - implying that I'm lying about something - at least be able to back it up. While I dispute the argument that I stole anything from Walmart (and legally, at the very least, I'm right), you clearly believe that story. You also implied that you believed the story I put up on here.

So either find something about which you can question my honesty, or STFU.

[Naked Gents Rut]

So, then, your point is that my stories are probably true

No, my point is that being a liar is correlated with other personality flaws like being a douche and a thief. As such, I'm betting that the probability that your story is not true is higher than the probability that it is.

[David Floyd]

That would imply that I actually am a douche and a thief. The "douche" part is a pretty subjective judgment, and the "thief" part is demonstrably not true.

More importantly, though, there is nothing outrageous about any of the stories I've related on here, at least in the sense that they are very much in line with what anyone else in the world could write about.

If you choose not to believe them, that's fine. I already told you my motivation for writing them - primarily speaking, for my entertainment, and secondarily, for everyone else. If you don't like them, don't read them.

But don't call me a ****ing liar, when I'm not even saying anything that is much out of the ordinary. Jesus Christ, it's not as if I'm saying that I had a friend videotape me ****ing some girl in the ass, and then that I conveniently lost the tape when it came time to prove it.

[Naked Gents Rut]

Hey, if you're going to be a liar, you might as well go for the gold.

[David Floyd]

You're already acting like a jackass. Don't be an idiot, too

[David Floyd]

NGR = pwned.