Do I have any chance to resist a 21 yr old hottie?

[Kidlicious]

You really are flirting with disaster.

She's such a drunk that looking on this website is not even on her radar. That's the thing. She's crazy but she's a hopeless alcoholic, so she really can't cause much trouble. Now my exwife was addicted to ice, so she was able to cause all kinds of trouble.

[Winston]

That story is like two years old now, and I snidely bring it up in just about every thread DF posts in, yet somehow at least one person always finds it funny. It's the gift that keeps on giving!

I must've missed it. Linky, please? Or give us the short-and-sweet, it sounds good!

[Elok]

I must've missed it. Linky, please? Or give us the short-and-sweet, it sounds good!

It's a rather lengthy saga: http://apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?t=161497

[C0ckney]

Then you're gay, so what's the problem.

really? every gay i've ever known has been a raging drunk.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

This thread is repulsive. It really is.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

She's such a drunk that looking on this website is not even on her radar. That's the thing. She's crazy but she's a hopeless alcoholic, so she really can't cause much trouble.

Great. So is it safe to assume that what she needs is intervention, help, and genuine care?

And are you the person to give that to her? You see, I think what's getting overlooked here is that there is a human being attached to the tits and mimsy.

[Kidlicious]

I just broke up with her.

Only she can help herself. Either she is going to die or stop drinking. Her choice.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Wise move.

[Theben]

Got extra locks on the door yet? Perhaps you should tell someone here where you live, since we figure if you don't post in the next few days you've been knifed.

[Kidlicious]

Got extra locks on the door yet? Perhaps you should tell someone here where you live, since we figure if you don't post in the next few days you've been knifed.

I don't expect any trouble. She'll probably drink even more than usual though, if that's possible.

[Darius871]

Really, Kid, if you wanted to nail something broken you could just smash the neck off a glass bottle and hump that. It'll probably be less painful in the long run.

Oddly enough I saw a video of precisely that the other day, though the broken bottle was the humper rather than the humpee. Good times.

I'm going to break it off.

Yeah it was kinda like that, but more of a break in.

[Darius871]

this thread is repulsive. It really is.

qft

[Darius871]

I don't expect any trouble.

Nice knowing ya.

[MOBIUS]

I just broke up with her.

Only she can help herself. Either she is going to die or stop drinking. Her choice.

Yeah, cos you certainly don't give a **** about her...

I give you a week tops, before you **** her again.

I seriously hope this thread is a total wind-up - because otherwise you are indeed the most loathsome and disgusting piece of **** ever to have contaminated Poly in the time I have posted here!

[Kidlicious]

**** you