Do I have any chance to resist a 21 yr old hottie?

[Winston]

Now this story is just about ripe for syndication.

[Gibsie]

Let Dis have her instead...

[Elok]

Wow, this is like a prelude to an entry on SA's Comedy Goldmine now. You're disclosing all the additional information that would tell any rational person to RUN THE HELL AWAY at the proper dribbling intervals to achieve maximum effect. If you are making it up, you're doing a good job

Also, since you're taking David Floyd's advice, be sure to take her incinerated cellphone into Wal-Mart and try to fast-talk the tired customer service people into exchanging it for an iPhone.

[Kidlicious]

She couldn't even go one day without drinking!

[David Floyd]

Neither can I. Actually, she sounds just about perfect for me. If things don't work out, have her email me, right?

[Darius871]

Also, since you're taking David Floyd's advice, be sure to take her incinerated cellphone into Wal-Mart and try to fast-talk the tired customer service people into exchanging it for an iPhone.

[Kidlicious]

Neither can I. Actually, she sounds just about perfect for me. If things don't work out, have her email me, right?

I still live next door to her. I don't want you coming around all the time.

[Kidlicious]

This really is ****ed up. Not only do I live next door to her but we share the same stairs. I can't believe this stupid ****.

[Elok]

This really is ****ed up. Not only do I live next door to her but we share the same stairs. I can't believe this stupid ****.

...and yet you're STILL DOING IT. Isn't that funny?

Wait, you share stairs? So you're in apartments or something? Meaning your kid can hear every time she cusses out her mom on the phone or climaxes (I'm assuming, perhaps unfairly, that someone this messed up is not very quiet or restrained)?

Really, Kid, if you wanted to nail something broken you could just smash the neck off a glass bottle and hump that. It'll probably be less painful in the long run.

[Elok]

That story is like two years old now, and I snidely bring it up in just about every thread DF posts in, yet somehow at least one person always finds it funny. It's the gift that keeps on giving!

[Kidlicious]

...and yet you're STILL DOING IT. Isn't that funny?

Wait, you share stairs? So you're in apartments or something? Meaning your kid can hear every time she cusses out her mom on the phone or climaxes (I'm assuming, perhaps unfairly, that someone this messed up is not very quiet or restrained)?

Really, Kid, if you wanted to nail something broken you could just smash the neck off a glass bottle and hump that. It'll probably be less painful in the long run.

I'm going to break it off. I already told her last night that I would if she kept drinking.

[Agathon]

Can you tell her about Poly, Kid?

I want her to come here and chew you out, just like MRT's porn actress girlfriend did when he posted here about her giving him the clap.

Maybe we should put an ad on Craigslist:

Are you a drunken, bipolar, ectasy popping 21 year old hottie who likes being savagely cornholed under the influence of drugs? Are you now, or have you ever been having sex with a communist? Log on to Apolyton.net today!

Actually that's a bad idea. That ad will never stand out on Craigslist.

[Agathon]

I don't drink alcoholic drinks, I find beer, champagne and wine revolting

Then you're gay, so what's the problem.

[Kidlicious]

Can you tell her about Poly, Kid?

I want her to come here and chew you out, just like MRT's porn actress girlfriend did when he posted here about her giving him the clap.

She knows about it. She doesn't seem very interested.

[Agathon]

She knows about it. She doesn't seem very interested.

You really are flirting with disaster.