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  • #61
    ****ing a crazy woman is one thing, but ****ing a crazy woman who lives next to you isn't very bright. What happens if by some miracle you do meet someone who is balanced, good looking and into you and you have to deal with the crazy chick you used to **** living next door? Letting a crazy chick know where you live is bad enough without her living near you.
    Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul Tigh

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    • #62
      Originally posted by Sprayber View Post
      ****ing a crazy woman is one thing, but ****ing a crazy woman who lives next to you isn't very bright. What happens if by some miracle you do meet someone who is balanced, good looking and into you and you have to deal with the crazy chick you used to **** living next door? Letting a crazy chick know where you live is bad enough without her living near you.
      *points to sprayber's sig*
      Unbelievable!

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      • #63
        Slowwknows
        Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul Tigh

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        • #64
          Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
          Oh God not that one. Daddy is an alcoholic too. That's just what I know about him so far.
          I think Elok meant you, Daddy.

          Well, you know what you are doing is self-destructive, and you're doing it anyway. Good luck.
          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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          • #65
            Originally posted by chequita guevara View Post
            I think Elok meant you, Daddy.

            Well, you know what you are doing is self-destructive, and you're doing it anyway. Good luck.
            Aw yes. I read that one too fast. That would be very bad also.

            We aren't that close yet, so who knows if it will get that far. I can always back out later before it gets to that.

            Anyway, my exwife is off of drugs now and very stable. Anything can happen.
            I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
            - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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            • #66
              Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
              Aw yes. I read that one too fast.
              I read it that way too. Given what we already know about her, it's at least more likely than not.
              Unbelievable!

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              • #67
                Kid, I can tell you with no reservations that you are doing exactly what I would do. Good show.

                Of course, everyone else is right that it probably is a mistake. But that doesn't mean I wouldn't do it anyway
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                • #68
                  Originally posted by Barnabas View Post
                  Am I the only one who finds it revolting to kiss a woman whose breath smells like beer?
                  You can hand in your man card right now.

                  The ideal woman not only smells of beer, but turns into a beer once you've finished having sex.
                  Only feebs vote.

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                  • #69
                    well if you don't do her, someone else will. Just think of that.

                    make sure she doesn't have access to your wallet, banking information, and most importantly your kids. but other than that, screw away.

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by Agathon View Post
                      You can hand in your man card right now.

                      The ideal woman not only smells of beer, but turns into a beer once you've finished having sex.


                      I don't drink alcoholic drinks, I find beer, champagne and wine revolting

                      I need a foot massage

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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by Barnabas View Post
                        I don't drink alcoholic drinks, I find beer, champagne and wine revolting

                        If you can find a sober woman that ****s that same way she would drunk my hat is off to you.
                        I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                        - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                        • #72
                          The other night I ****ed her while she was on exstacy. God damn, I can't remember better sex!
                          sex on pills.
                          "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

                          "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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                          • #73
                            Kid, why do you consistently want to destroy yourself ?
                            "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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                            • #74
                              Probably because the part before the destruction sets in is fun?

                              A young hot thing is letting him **** her. That's FUN. The other stuff... the part where it all goes to hell? That requires that he think with his other head, that he refuses to allow himself to concoct various scenarios in which things work out somehow, and make the decision to not **** her tonight. That's not particularly easy.

                              -Arrian
                              grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                              The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by dannubis View Post
                                Kid, why do you consistently want to destroy yourself ?
                                I might be crazy.

                                The ***** came out last night. That sobered me up quite a bit. I'll probably be alright here if I go to some alanon meetings.
                                I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                                - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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