Do I have any chance to resist a 21 yr old hottie?

[Dis]

I dated a 22 year old girl once. We had nothing in common. I just wasn't that in to her. But if she was hot, I probably would have been.

[Dis]

Am I the only one who finds it revolting to kiss a woman whose breath smells like beer?

You can have great sex without kissing, but drunk people generally turn me off.

qft. drunk women are so unattractive. I don't care how easy they are, I'm not gonna **** em. well maybe if I'm drunk too...

[Snotty]

Its probably less about being attracted to crazys as it is being attractive to crazys. I mean if you are stable, polite etc its easy to be appealing to someone who needs that.

Women are enough trouble when you can get rid of them, if shes living just round the corner that could be all kinds of messy. my friend just got arrested by his crazy girl for harrassment and damage to property! luckily he could leave her town and he wasnt living with his kid at the time.

Sounds to me like youre being hunted and thats not going to be easy to resist if youre single. good luck

[Cavalcadeus]

Enjoy it anyways. Figure out what you need to do eventually. Probably a rough basis to start a relationship on, but 21 isn't that old. They can sort their crap out yet. I guess i'm in that age group and am a fairly consistant drinker so most chicks I hook up with are in a similarish boat. There is no all encompassing relationship advice, just do what you feel needs to be done.

[Agathon]

Now here's the thing. She's bipolar and an alcoholic.

I was waiting to see what the reason would be.

A typical gaming site thread titled "Am in relationship with a hot woman" will always have a caveat exposed. Yours is an original "but", but people familiar with the genre will have seen:

but... she's dead.

but... she doesn't know

but... she wanted a green card

but.... she cost $20,000 and doesn't speak English

but... the rest of her Ukrainian family are cluttering up my house

but... she used to be a man

but... she wants the relationship to remain platonic

but... the marriage is between our characters in World of Warcraft.

Anyway, Kid. You shouldn't be asking for relationship advice here. The resident site relationship guru, MRT144, is no longer actively posting.

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On a more serious note. If you have to ask anyone else, you already know that it's a bad idea. So stop kidding yourself.

[Jon Miller]

I thought this was a bragging thread

JM

[Tuberski]

I was waiting to see what the reason would be.

A typical gaming site thread titled "Am in relationship with a hot woman" will always have a caveat exposed. Yours is an original "but", but people familiar with the genre will have seen:

but... she's dead.

but... she doesn't know

but... she wanted a green card

but.... she cost $20,000 and doesn't speak English

but... the rest of her Ukrainian family are cluttering up my house

but... she used to be a man

but... she wants the relationship to remain platonic

but... the marriage is between our characters in World of Warcraft.

Anyway, Kid. You shouldn't be asking for relationship advice here. The resident site relationship guru, MRT144, is no longer actively posting.

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On a more serious note. If you have to ask anyone else, you already know that it's a bad idea. So stop kidding yourself.

but... she's a philosophy major



ACK!

[Agathon]

but... she's a philosophy major



ACK!

Dude, I've known a lot of female philosophy majors in my life. He's better off with the drunk *****.

[MOBIUS]

I thought this was a bragging thread

JM

It is. The guy has such low self esteem that he thinks telling a forum of geeks and weirdos who can't get laid that he is banging a 'hottie' who is young enough to be his daughter is actually a good thing...

The worst thing though, by taking advantage of someone in such a vulnerable situation, is that he is risking her mental and physical well-being in the effort to score a few points on a stupid gaming forum. Assuming he's not made it all up - which I sincerely hope he has.

It is pretty ****ing despicable behaviour IMO, when he can pretty much predict the outcome from being in a similar past relationship. The fact that apparently a child is indirectly involved makes it utterly inexcusable! Selfish ****ing *****!

[Dinner]

Hit it and quit it, man. Hit it and quit it.

[Traianvs]

Ted Striker?

[Elok]

Here's another vote for RUN THE HELL AWAY! Seriously, are you kidding us? An addict AND bipolar? Do you have any idea how screwed up you are inviting your life to become? Especially if you have a kid. I should not have to tell you that kids and mentally unstable addicts do not mix; this isn't a question for a relationship guru, but for someone who hasn't been huffing paint thinner.

[David Floyd]

Don't listen to the "No Sex Ever" Apolyton crowd.

Dude, she's 21. You're what? Late 30s? Come on.

Hit that. Hard. If it starts to impact your life in a way you don't like, **** it. Cut it off.

Your son is, well, a guy. He needs to learn sooner or later. Don't worry about him. If it truly becomes a problem, then like I said, pull the plug. **** her - worry about yourself. That means, for now, **** her like her ***** is golden.

If she's actually hot. If she isn't, and is in fact a disgusting fat whore, then ignore what I just said. Either way, pics

[David Floyd]

Also, Mobius has a good point. If you're not going to hit it, then you're probably lying about the whole ****ing thing anyway.

Unless you're a moron, you don't need actual advice about this. If what you say is true, and she's a hot 21 year old girl coming on to you, well, you have a penis, yes?

[Theben]

Don't listen to the "No Sex Ever" Apolyton crowd.

Dude, she's 21. You're what? Late 30s? Come on.

Hit that. Hard. If it starts to impact your life in a way you don't like, **** it. Cut it off.

Your son is, well, a guy. He needs to learn sooner or later. Don't worry about him. If it truly becomes a problem, then like I said, pull the plug. **** her - worry about yourself. That means, for now, **** her like her ***** is golden.

This would advice would actually be somewhat reasonable if it wasn't for the fact that 1) she's alcoholic & bipolar, 2) you live next door, 3) you have qualms against ****ing up people's lives more than they already are (which depends on how you're pursuing this- i.e., getting her drunk so you can get laid).

As it is, unless you like the idea of your son being around crazy and learning that women are cumdumpsters for men to manipulate, AND you can afford to move when not if the **** hits the fan, don't (any more).