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No not funny. I will admit that I was suprised by his first news conference shown on TV the other night. He was not his normal elequent self. He actually stumbled through part of it and seemed lost in others. What is usually his strength wasn't that night.
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It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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Just last week, I recycled a joke from out of the 70's.
A small plane with a pilot and three passengers is flying along when suddenly the engine quits.
The pilot announces that everyone must bail out...but there are only three parachutes. "Now, I'm the pilot and am in charge of the plane. And therefore, I get a parachute." He takes a chute, and bails.
One of the passengers stands up. "I am President Barack Obama," he points out, "and am the smartest man in the world. Therefore I get a parachute." ...And out he goes.
This leaves a grubby, young college student and a ancient priest.
"Look," says the priest, "I'm an old man, and I've lived my whole life. You're a young man and have your entire life in front of you. So you take the fourth parachute and save yourself. Don't worry about me. The Lord will be with me."
"Hey, man," says the kid. "The Lord is with us now. The smartest man in the world just jumped out of the plane with my backpack!"Comment
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last time I heard that joke it was president Bill clinton, Jessie Jackson, the pope, and a boy scout.
You can assign the rolls as you want. But bill was the most important man in the US
It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
RIP Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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Rifling thru the magazine rack I found a MAD lampooning the prez.I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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It's already been lamented for some time that no president could be as funny as Bush.
“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
"Capitalism ho!"Comment
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THe para joke was completely new to me
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Originally posted by rah View Post
last time I heard that joke it was president Bill clinton, Jessie Jackson, the pope, and a boy scout. First time I heard that joke it was a hippy, the Pope, and Henry Kissinger. Makes you wonder how far back it goes...
"I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George CarlinComment
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now your talkingOriginally posted by Rufus T. Firefly View Post First time I heard that joke it was a hippy, the Pope, and Henry Kissinger. Makes you wonder how far back it goes...
Hi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rahComment
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