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  • Teenagers are the pits. Mine infuriates me. I have no idea how my parents refrained from murdering me when I was one.

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    • Originally posted by ricketyclik View Post
      Teenagers are the pits. Mine infuriates me. I have no idea how my parents refrained from murdering me when I was one.
      Indeed. I was a monstrous *******.
      Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
      "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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      • I have this rose-tinted memory that I was a lovely teenager - my mother is constantly correcting me on that point - clearly I have selective memory...
        "Aha, you must have supported the Iraq war and wear underpants made out of firearms, just like every other American!" Loinburger

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        • Objectivity is not a trait teenagers are known for.

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          • Children are like *******s. Everyone is one.
            “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
            "Capitalism ho!"

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            • Originally posted by I AM MOBIUS View Post
              I have this rose-tinted memory that I was a lovely teenager - my mother is constantly correcting me on that point - clearly I have selective memory...
              The same goes for you as poster here.
              “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

              ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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              • I don't think I could eat a whole one. Maybe a drumstick, and save the rest in the freezer.
                Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                • this thread is really old - my kids already grew up since it started.
                  Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                  Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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