I'm retiring the turban . Let's pick a new avatar!

[-Jrabbit]

Credit Q Classic with the key idea. I just played around with it while watching Burn Notice.

[Alinestra Covelia]

Ah, another show my roommate watches while I'm busy posting on Polyton studying and reading my law books in the background.

I've never actually watched an episode but the main narrator's voice is really annoying. All the voiceovers about the tradecraft are done in a very supercilious fashion.

[Lorizael]

Aw come on, it's a great show. It's like MacGyver but violent.

[Alinestra Covelia]

It could very well be. I'm just saying I have never actually sat down to watch it, so all I have to go on is the voices. And the main character's voice makes my sh!t hang sideways.

[-Jrabbit]

Oh, nice image.

[Alinestra Covelia]

I know, right? Very ladylike!

[-Jrabbit]

Yes, you do a very credible impression of a lady.

[rah]

It could very well be. I'm just saying I have never actually sat down to watch it, so all I have to go on is the voices. And the main character's voice makes my sh!t hang sideways.

God, I must be getting old since I have absolutely no idea what that even means.

[Grandpa Troll]

God, I must be getting old since I have absolutely no idea what that even means.

Lemme help rah

The voices make ya cringe, which makes (my muscles stay tight awaiting deliveries) ones sphincter muscles tighten up like a real conservative type, and thus your dung cant pass, as in prison type no exit due to influx of incoming types..ifin-ya-pickin-up-what-I be-poopin putin down, so it just bottlenecks sidewalks

One way is to enema release them bad-boyz, and then scrub it out real good with a Darth-Vader Helmet Swab...guar-un-TEED to make you feel fresh and alive once more

I do hope this helps my friend

[snoopy369]

Good avatar

[Solomwi]

Actually that was intentional to show that I had removed something.
But I'll remember how damn picky people are around here and edit it more correctly in the future .

Hey, hey, hey now. We'll not have you jackbooted mods going around editing people's posts, then just COVERING YOUR STINKING TRACKS, like it never happened. FASCISTS!

[Q Classic]

Credit Q Classic with the key idea. I just played around with it while watching Burn Notice.

Seriously, I don't know how you guys would get along without me.

[duke o' york]

Sorry, I don't do animation.

Are new avatars allowed to be animated now? I'm sure that the new forums didn't allow animation when they were first introduced, but maybe this has been fixed. However, they did allow animation on avatars that were in place when the change was made, which seems weird to me, but I like Krill's avatar especially and it woiuld have been a shame to lose it.

For the animating wizards out there, why not have the apple shake a little before the turban willy/whatever it is pops out - as if it was eating it before popping up for air? Did that make sense?

[Q Classic]

For the animating wizards out there, why not have the apple shake a little before the turban penis pops out - as if it was gobbling it?

That's some imagery.

[Blaupanzer]

Avatars are all about imagery; it's their only purpose.