Drunk tries to rape Raccon, gets penis chewed off.

[duke o' york]

[DanQ]

[Tuberski]

I find the story hard to believe. Now, if it had been a beaver, you know they can go through wood fast......

ACK!

[Winston]

A FEISTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal.

Noticing the only two words in capitals from the quoted article.

So, did you make an online search for "feisty penis" to locate this?

[Dinner]

A friend posted it on facebook.

[Heresson]

ouch, poor guy. How could he imagine he'd have sex with a raccoon? Aren't they sort of too small? What would he shove it in?

If he would... it would mean death for the raccoon. I am not suprised the raccoon fought so passionately. He/She was defending his/her life!

But I think it is all made up.

[Barnabas]

This reminds me of the story of the ecuatorian who accidentally raped a woman in a nudist beach

[Dinner]

ouch, poor guy. How could he imagine he'd have sex with a raccoon? Aren't they sort of too small? What would he shove it in?

If he would... it would mean death for the raccoon. I am not suprised the raccoon fought so passionately. He/She was defending his/her life!

But I think it is all made up.

Seriously, who would want to rape this animal? It's got some pretty mean looking teeth.

[Dinner]

rah..one post would have sufficed, but that DP..well..looking twice at your ferret..thought I saw it wink at me..then a snarl..and I mean, I promise to behave..not only do you have have the best penile institution available (RE: MINGAPULCO ) but you could add as possible punishment a conjugal visit with your ferret

I mean, you think Rocky Racoon was tough, Ferrets Love meat and have some big teeth to boot

Look at them teeth..dang

and the other pic, word is spreading in Russia, now a wildabeast Lesbian has tried having her way with two of 'em, and they are gonna kick her @zz if she tries to feed em fish and cheese One More Time

Those look like weasels or really large ferrets.

[onodera]

This reminds me of the story of the ecuatorian who accidentally raped a woman in a nudist beach

Accidentally? He got aroused, then stumbled and fell on her with remarkable aim?

[Dinner]

"Opps! Was that me?"

[Barnabas]

Accidentally? He got aroused, then stumbled and fell on her with remarkable aim?

Exactly like that

He asked some chick, what time is it?

The chick turned around to get her watch (it was inside a bag)

Because of that action, he saw her ass, getting aroused, tried to retreat a couple of steps but accidentally stumbled, accidentally falling on her and accidentally penetrating her.

She later sued him.

[Dinner]

I'm sure all the thrusting was also accidental.

[Grandpa Troll]

I'm sure all the thrusting was also accidental.

Huh?

You thrust during this time

maybe thats what I been doing wrong all these years...

[Alinestra Covelia]

It's the Sun. What do you expect?

There are no naked breasts in the article.

I call bullsh*t. Where's it REALLY from? The Sport? The Mail?