Drunk tries to rape Raccon, gets penis chewed off.

[Dinner]

I find this some what fitting.

Oh, and I'm not surprised the guy was Russian.

Toothy raccoon bit off manhood

A FEISTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal.

Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.

“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.

“That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with."

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2172612.ece

[Patroklos]

Is this a personification of Russian international politics over the last couple decades?

[Grandpa Troll]

Is this a personification of Russian international politics over the last couple decades?

I dont speak Ruskie, WTF is a raccon?

Is it Draconnian?

[onodera]

Raccoons are dangerous and vicious animals.

[Grandpa Troll]

Raccoons are dangerous and vicious animals.

Man, Snoopy369 got so mad at me when I posted that pic some years back about me dogging him out in a game..hope no one gets the same talking to I did

[Felch]

Okay, onodera's picture was funny to begin with, but then Gramps comes in with that little story and

[Lancer]

I do not believe this. The guy just hung around (so to speak) while the animal chewed his manhood?

Nope, uhuh, no way, aint buying it.

[Elok]

Idunno...I bet a raccoon can chew through a pecker pretty quickly when it's POed...especially one that's sorta soggy from its owner being hammered out of his mind.

EDIT: On the other hand, I can't find any mention of this story that isn't plainly indebted to the Sun, which I understand ain't the world's best newspaper.

[Lancer]

Cheap sex change. Maybe the Russian will have better luck with male raccoons.

[DanS]

Nope, uhuh, no way, aint buying it.

Don't let truth get in the way of a good story, Lance.

[Lancer]

Don't let truth get in the way of a good story, Lance.

I'm making more of an effort to roll with it DanS.

[DanQ]

I do not believe this. [..] Nope, uhuh, no way, aint buying it.

I can't find any mention of this story that isn't plainly indebted to the Sun, which I understand ain't the world's best newspaper.

Both QFT.

Don't let truth get in the way of a good story, Lance.

I find the story lame.

[DanS]

It's the Sun. What do you expect?

[DanQ]

It's the Sun. What do you expect?

[Elok]

Dp