My fight against the DEVIL!!!

[DaShi]

Catch up, AC. 4th ed has retired most of the planes completely. You can't even be LE anymore.

What about the lawyer prestige class? LE is a req.

[Cort Haus]

Am i the only one here with this kind of horrific experiences, am I that god damn lucky? /sarcasm

Luxury.

Every morning before I get up I get attacked by a swarm of giant mutant spiders singing Phil Collins songs, before getting in a shower that typically releases anything from concentrated hydrochloric acid to mustard gas. After breakfast of a cup of boiling lava I go to the bus stop where I get crushed by tanks before getting peeled off the road, put in a large jam jar and sprinkled with coriander before getting fed to a giant cockroach. And all that's just before I get to work.

I lie awake at night, getting stretched on the rack with red-hot needles being shoved up my fingernails dreaming of mere fireball-hurling, flesh boiling demons.

[ColdWizard]

Invoke the name of Zylka, that should scare them away.

Either that or ottok.

[Sirotnikov]

Luxury.

Every morning before I get up I get attacked by a swarm of giant mutant spiders singing Phil Collins songs, before getting in a shower that typically releases anything from concentrated hydrochloric acid to mustard gas. After breakfast of a cup of boiling lava I go to the bus stop where I get crushed by tanks before getting peeled off the road, put in a large jam jar and sprinkled with coriander before getting fed to a giant cockroach. And all that's just before I get to work.

I lie awake at night, getting stretched on the rack with red-hot needles being shoved up my fingernails dreaming of mere fireball-hurling, flesh boiling demons.

You try telling it to the young people of today. Do they believe you? NOooooo...

[Theben]

Luxury.

Every morning before I get up I get attacked by a swarm of giant mutant spiders singing Phil Collins songs, before getting in a shower that typically releases anything from concentrated hydrochloric acid to mustard gas. After breakfast of a cup of boiling lava I go to the bus stop where I get crushed by tanks before getting peeled off the road, put in a large jam jar and sprinkled with coriander before getting fed to a giant cockroach. And all that's just before I get to work.

I lie awake at night, getting stretched on the rack with red-hot needles being shoved up my fingernails dreaming of mere fireball-hurling, flesh boiling demons.

Good lord.



Phil Collins songs!?!

[Blaupanzer]

Go Theben! The humor is in the details when the subject is the devil.

[Theben]

Apparently the details took a month to decipher.

[Blaupanzer]

I was hoping you wouldn't notice how long it took me.

[Theben]

As long as you don't notice I haven't updated the "Blood and Empire" thread in over a week (again).