Are prank tampons feasible?

[Chemical Ollie]

One, I assume you have to be able to take it out, so
Three, I pity the fool that shows up at the hospital with one stuck to his tongue.

An idea for the next Jack A55 movie? Like the little toy car in the first.

[Alinestra Covelia]

I remember reading a Newsoftheweird.com story about one of those vagina-traps setting off the metal detector at an airport. The woman was then subjected to a cavity search, which only led to even more grief for everybody involved.