What's a good way to keep women off you?

[The Emperor Fabulous]

This woman at work keeps touching me . You know, if I was to do this to a woman, I could be charged with sexual harrassment.

If you've ever worked in the service industry, would this be that big a deal?

Of course, there is the off chance she is interested in me.

Even if she isn't, what honestly prevents you from the pursuit? I mean besides your own opinions of said woman?

But I can't imagine a woman being interested in me. What women don't understand is I'm the same person I was when I was 25 (hell even 16). It's not like I grew up.

Well, this at least confirms that you have a penis.

I fail to see why women seem attracted to me lately, but weren't when I was younger. I really can't figure out what a woman could possibly see in me.

You have money? You're stable? You're comfortable? You don't treat them like they're commoditites? You actually have life plans? You're confident? You have money?

Dude, I'm 25, and I'm broke as ****, and the only reason I have trouble getting women is because I'm 25 and I'm broke as ****. If I weren't broke but still 25, I'd have no trouble. If I were broke but was 40, again, I'd have no trouble.

Well anyways relationships at work are a bad thing. So looking for serious and non serious advice to keep women away.

I'm going into work tomorrow with a new girl that I totally want to have a relationship with. And I'm going into it thinking she wants nothing from me. The only way for me to find out if this will work or not is to go for it - and if it doesn't work? I'm a better commodity to my business than she is. So if you are: go for it. If not: can you take a chance and go into a new job?

[Dinner]

Drop your pants and start smacking her in the face with your ****. Either she'll never touch you again or she really, really likes you.

[The Emperor Fabulous]

If only life were as easy as that...

[Lorizael]

Give her my number.

[MrFun]

I think it's that purple toon in your avatar that turns women on, Dis.

[The Emperor Fabulous]

Yeah, because all of Dis' women come around Apolyton and are like "hey, I like this random anonymous person" and see EEK! the cat and then and only then do they decide "yeah, I wanna do THAT guy!"...

[MrFun]

exactly

[-Jrabbit]

As we age, more and more people get married. The pool of potential partners shrinks. As a result, any non-gay guy aged 25-40 with a steady "career" type job becomes a much more desirable commodity to women.

[Imran Siddiqui]

I think Dis need to mention he posts on a Civilization site. If she also like Civilization, then you have to date her. It's just fate.

[MarkG]

I can't see how people could get worse than they possible are LOL. Most people tend to improve. They learn to enjoy life more. Occasionally you see people who are just old and nasty, but they were probably nasty when they were younger. Sometimes I see those people and I say to myself, I don't want to end up old and bitter like that.

i tend to think that most people dont improve over time. most people just get caught in every-day life and trying to pay the mortgage and any actual thinking on what they are doing in this life is non existant...

[Darius871]

You know, if I was to do this to a woman, I could be charged with sexual harrassment.

Technically you can sue her too. One-directional sexual harassment and discrimination laws have been found to violate Equal Protection, so you're in the money if it's worth the hassle.


(Of course if I were you I'd just hit it instead, but that's me... for women getting felt up by the boss is abuse, while for [most] men it's the start of a hot MILF porno fantasy...)

[Barnabas]

care to expand on this topic of discussion? This is an interesting topic. Much better than my original topic. . I'm bored of that already . I'm more interested in the theory that people get worse as they get older.

I can't see how people could get worse than they possible are LOL. Most people tend to improve. They learn to enjoy life more. Occasionally you see people who are just old and nasty, but they were probably nasty when they were younger. Sometimes I see those people and I say to myself, I don't want to end up old and bitter like that. So I do try to take things easy and enjoy life. And not be in a mad rush and miss out on things.

Have I really improved? It's hard to judge myself fairly. I tend to be very hard on myself (as the OP indicates). Perhaps I have improved, and just don't realize it. I feel like the same person I was when I was a teenager, but perhaps I am not. Sure my financial status has improved (and I hear women do go for that), but not enough to warrant any special attention from women. I drive a Toyota Corolla after all (though mainly for environmental reasons). My looks have improved marginally as I had bad skin when I was younger. But I still have crooked teeth, and not much muscle. . Has my personality improved? I really can't judge. I think it may have marginally.

So how about you all? Do you guys feel you have improved since you were a teenager? I'm curious to know.

I meant looks

For example, being fat is much more common in 30/40 years old people than in teenagers.
And being fat is a much more serious obstacle for getting laid when you are a teenager than when you are an adult.

Perhaps you faced a much harder competition for women when you were younger

[Riesstiu IV]

Has anyone suggested rape yet?

[Dr Strangelove]

In a Jim Carey movie ( or was it Steve Martin? ) Jim ( or Steve ) wants to get women interested in him, so his friend suggests putting a big ol' potato in his underpants. He comes back the next week and complains that the potato in the underpants didn't work for him. It turns he put the potato in the back. Try that.

[Traianvs]

Use a foul-reeking cologne. That tends to ward off women I heard.

Or kill two birds with one stone: take the bike to work and don't take a shower. -> Begone woman and welcome great physique!