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  • #16
    Cheap compared to what?
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #17
      Cucumbers are cheap because they are 99% water.
      Quendelie axan!

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      • #18
        Originally posted by notyoueither
        Products aimed at women are normally cheaper than those aimed at men, because women go through far more of them and they need to be affordable. Men will spend more, but expect the product they buy to last longer.

        However, the reverse is true if the product is intended for men to buy for women. In that case the price has to be significantly higher than otherwise would be warranted even if the product is of shoddy quality. Men do not want to be seen as being cheap when they make a purchase for a lady.

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        • #19
          I think cucumbers are cheap simply because they're phallic. Look at bananas; they're cheap too.

          This is no coincidence!
          Last edited by MrFun; December 31, 2008, 12:28.
          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Sir Og
            Cucumbers are cheap because they are 99% water.
            crunchy water
            A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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            • #21
              Try slicing cucumbers up and then dousing them in ranch dressing. It takes a marginally healthy food and makes it absolutely horrible for you, but it tastes DELICIOUS.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by MrFun


                crunchy water
                Graffiti in a public toilet
                Do not require skill or wit
                Among the **** we all are poets
                Among the poets we are ****.

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                • #23
                  That's just wrong, onodera.
                  A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by MrFun
                    I think cucumbers are cheap simply becaues they're phallic.
                    Pervert
                    Unbelievable!

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                    • #25
                      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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