Conversation I had with my 14 year old brother today:
Brother: *makes annoying pig noises*
Me: *pinches him on back of neck*
Brother: *falls to knees* "That hurts!"
Me: "And I'm not even really applying pressure. Pays to know where to target."
Brother: "Do you know where to squeeze to knock someone out instantly?"
Me: "No, I can't do the Vulcan neck pinch. Which isn't real, by the way."
Brother: "The what?"
Me: "Vulcan neck pinch. That's what it's called."
Brother: "Why?"
Me: "Because Spock did it."
Brother: "Who's Spock?"
Me:
And he was dead serious too. What situations do you run into that let you know a generation shift has occurred?
Brother: *makes annoying pig noises*
Me: *pinches him on back of neck*
Brother: *falls to knees* "That hurts!"
Me: "And I'm not even really applying pressure. Pays to know where to target."
Brother: "Do you know where to squeeze to knock someone out instantly?"
Me: "No, I can't do the Vulcan neck pinch. Which isn't real, by the way."
Brother: "The what?"
Me: "Vulcan neck pinch. That's what it's called."
Brother: "Why?"
Me: "Because Spock did it."
Brother: "Who's Spock?"
Me:
And he was dead serious too. What situations do you run into that let you know a generation shift has occurred?
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