Manly Men!!

[Theben]

I watch football & baseball, and know the rules of each game.

I get a hard-on in the hardware store, but even Viagra won't help me in a mall.

I fart, burp, and scratch. Sometimes all at once.

I don't have much chest hair, but from my stomach on down I could stand a good shearing. I blame lazy testosterone.

On occasion, I have carried packages, always under duress. At the worst times I may find myself sitting on a bench, holding a purse with a 2 year-old in tow.

I picked Man.

[onodera]

I have dense leg hair, but only a small tuft in the middle of my chest. I can solder stuff and open some jars, but I'm not athletic. I like watching female curling. I like shopping for electronics, but not clothes.
Actually, if you've watched the latest IT Crowd episode, which deals with the topic, I'd say I'm on approximately Roy's level of manliness.

[Alinestra Covelia]

I voted the "I want a banana" option.

[Lazerus]

I'm a manly man. Don't have chest hair but I own an axe, a sword and I carry girls over my shoulder back to my house after killing their previous owner

[Nikolai]

I'm somewhere between man and boy still I think.

[aneeshm]

If the criterion is body hair, then I'm a manly man. If it's aggression, then another one for manly man.