Manly Men!!

[Japher]

I think zkrib might be gay

[Asher]

Football is not a man's game. It's slow, plodding, excessively padded (like a flat woman's bra) with excessive bending over and hands-between-the-legs fondling.

[MrFun]

Originally posted by Grandpa Troll


I know when I look myself in the mirror I see 49 years of hard life being worn upon this 6 foot 1 unch 258 lb frame.

I see scars that could have ended my life.

In my heart I see a more deeper man

Spoiler:

However, when the lights are low and my mind wanders, oh my, how thine truth bell doth toll deep in the belltower,calling all hidden truths into the light and that is where I find the truer and warmer and nicer and very friendly Bruce

Yup, I be all man and as all man I have deep desires of all man...

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Japher
I think zkrib might be gay

I know..or..um..heard of one way to find out

[MrFun]

Originally posted by Blaupanzer
By your criteria, a manly man with chest hair and a full beard. Given my age and some pesky related problems, you don't need to lock up your women. I'm not totally harmless but females are mostly safe around me these days. It all depends on what you measure.

Awesome! Let's hear that grunt of yours!

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by Japher
I think zkrib might be gay

I was soooo happy to find out about metrosexuals.

I know..or..um..heard of one way to find out

That's right! Throw beautiful naked women at me.

[Japher]

Originally posted by Zkribbler


I was soooo happy to find out about metrosexuals.

They're a ruse

[MrFun]

Originally posted by Zkribbler


I was soooo happy to find out about metrosexuals.

[MrFun]

Originally posted by Verto


As far from you as possible.

Wouldn't want it any other way myself.

[Blaupanzer]

Asher, a man who prefers the company of men cannot be a Manly Man? Football players often seem very manly, but they also pat each other on the ass all the time.

[MrFun]

Originally posted by Asher
Football is not a man's game. It's slow, plodding, excessively padded (like a flat woman's bra) with excessive bending over and hands-between-the-legs fondling.

This manly-man fact was brought to you by the President of OT.

[Japher]

I used to hate wrestling in high school. Not because I am insecure with my secuality, but because I was concerned that others might be.

[MrFun]

Originally posted by Zkribbler
I am a girlly man.

I almost never watch football. I know next to nothing of sports. I go to museums. I can go to shopping malls with women, help them shop, and not want to kill them. I've even helped two of my female friends pick out wedding dresses.

By the way, last time I checked no one voted for girly-man yet. Ya gotta vote.

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Japher
I used to hate wrestling in high school. Not because I am insecure with my secuality, but because I was concerned that others might be.

Me too, until the coach used to take time after school and helped me practice.

he was real skilled, he would pin me down or use the firemans throw on me

I found the bottom position was best for me, and he would be in the mounted position

If you ever wrestled you know these moves

the Mounted position, you kneel beside the other wrestler who is on all fours and one hand on the small of his back..no..thats another game, you wrap your arms around him and other hand is on his elbow, so you slide your hand down, pull his arm up and roll him over, you on top
I know it sound hard, it is, heck the coach must have done that to me at least a hundred times at night


I was like so grateful, he took such an interest in me

[Japher]

Now thats crepy...