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  • The waitress loves me

    She came and had me slap her hjand for forgetting myu sambuca/

    She ius wearking a shcoolgirl brinty nspeadr scomtue

    COMSTUME>

  • #2
    Did you slap her ass too?
    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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    • #3
      Want me to do it? ARe you daring me?

      If I do it, whjll you join FBI/.NASA CIA and go kill OB>?

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      • #4
        If you do it, I'll consider joining the FBI/NASA (OBL may be in outerspace!!)/CIA and kill Osama.

        Are you typing from a cell phone or are you piss drunk at 7:30 PM already?
        “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
        - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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        • #5
          Not mutually exclusive propositions, mind you.
          I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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          • #6
            Sambuca? Bleargh. Anise

            And yes, smack that ass, plz.
            Tutto nel mondo è burla

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            • #7
              Don't equivpocate little lawyer. Say yhou';ee do it. man up. And DO IT.

              I just told the waitress, I might need to do something bad. And there is an excop as bounder.

              I', m naing inp. I want yuou to cross over and join the US forces to couinter terrouismi.

              Seriously/.

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              • #8
                I mean Col Ripley swung under the bridge in NV to win a Navy Cross. And got buried at USNA just now.

                Come on.

                You can't live forever.

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                • #9
                  Yeah, wait a sec... who drinks Sambuca? Get a real drink .

                  Order up a martini or something!
                  “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                  - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                  • #10
                    A salam allah kum! Muthafukka!

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                    • #11
                      They are now having a speech...and free gueiniss. Since Bantidots (google it) got a World record gueniss for having largest nachos. 3,000 pounds. I got free gueniss beer for it. And c\hannel size is filming. And something esle that I forcto.

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                      • #12
                        Oh...I remember. Bagpipes.

                        Good spelling. Good spelling.

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                        • #13
                          For the curious, with the proper spelling:

                          Bandito's Burrito Lounge provides Mexican/American eats and live music and entertainment.
                          Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                          • #14
                            Goddamnit. TCO sounds like he's having an awesome time.

                            12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                            Stadtluft Macht Frei
                            Killing it is the new killing it
                            Ultima Ratio Regum

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                            • #15
                              Dude, when you have some free time come up to my house on a Friday night. We'll go get blitzed and you can try to put it on some dumb Towson coeds. Have an extra room with foldout you can sleep in.
                              12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                              Stadtluft Macht Frei
                              Killing it is the new killing it
                              Ultima Ratio Regum

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