The waitress loves me

[KrazyHorse]

Seriously, how did that ******* manage to stumble into some place with world record nachos, free Guinness, Britney Spears costumes and BAGPIPES? ****ing bagpipes, dude. That's hardcore.

[TCO]

I'm sobering up now. It's just my normal delinquency. I should have gone to YMCA, But drank instead. Will go early tomorrow since have work buddy now who was All american Water npolo and challenges me.

sweet tattooed gitls are best. hated attitude ones. but sweet ones rtock. and this one remembered that I want tanqueray.

[TCO]

I need to lose a lot of weight and lift a lot befor e being suitable for a coed kitty. Maybe ?Dana thugh. she was sorta intrigued byu me. strange cat tho0ugh tell you stories./

How about your wife. any frienjds of hers to sacrifice?

[Dis]

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
Did you slap her ass too?

I reserve that for the tip.

[KrazyHorse]

Not that I can think of. You don't need to be in shape to pull a drunk coed. Just have the ability to talk your way out of a paper bag.

I'm trying to get back down below ~6% b.f. before I go to Palm Beach over Christmas...have about 4 lbs to lose I think.

[TCO]

[Traianvs]

you sound desperate

[DirtyMartini]

I can assure you -- the waitress does not love you. Neither does the bartendrix nor the stripper.

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Traianvs
you sound desperate

I wonder if this was the chick TCO was wantin to slap dat Azz on?

[Theben]

"I know what boys like, I know what guys want"