Anatomy / Human height ratios

[Alinestra Covelia]

Hang on. Maybe I can mosaic out the chest and the crotch.


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Done. So here's the human anatomical measurements, with a bit of mosaic. If this is still unacceptable, the mods should let me know and I will be fine with taking it down.

[Winston]

I think the real question is, how does all this apply to that widely circulated portrait of Sarah Palin.

[Alinestra Covelia]

^ QFTMFAPTBMRPPT!

Also, what does the word "mosaic" have to do with Moses? Maybe both are involved with pudenda? Have either been seen in public together???? The conspiracy thickens...

Have a male body proportion picture to tide you over.

[Winston]

I think mosaics could soon turn out to be the new fetish for people who've discovered the beauty of Japanese internet er.. files.

[Alinestra Covelia]

And on that note...

[Winston]

That was brilliant.

[Alinestra Covelia]

[Provost Harrison]

Well my willy would lead you to think I am a far taller man than myself. About 6...erm...metres

[RGBVideo]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Well my willy would lead you to think I am a far taller man than myself. About 6...erm...metres

And you're proving it by using a hilariously oversized car for your requirements (single man, mainly driving to work and study) in urban & suburban London

Whenever I see a frustrated, lone man driving a ridiculously oversized car on the street, I think to myself "my my, that man must have a very large cheney indeed".

[Provost Harrison]

I drive a Smartcar, thankyou

(Well maybe not, but quite a modest car, nothing ridiculously souped up).

I therefore assert that I must be hung like a donkey