Inspire Me Before I Slip Further Into Utter Despair

[Seedle]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
We need to hope Obama is the greatest president ever.
We want him to succeed. So goes he, so go we.

Good attitude. Hopefully we won't be disappointed. Actually, I would venture to guess that if he manages to please both you and I, he will one of the greats.

[SlowwHand]

What it is, is that you need to be yourself. So what if you shag some girl for a while, if you're really interested? It's going to fall apart eventually anyway.
Finding a person that likes you, being you, is the goal. Count this one gone and move on.

[Seedle]

Originally posted by Wiglaf
I am not worried about being able to find a new girl. I can bag any of them, or if they refuse then I can get hammered and take home a porky one. The point is that I am realizing I should not have said no to this one. I made a huge mistake and I dont even have AIDS.

Well, if you can bring her and yourself to Memphis, TN somehow, I'll hang out with you two. A couple hours with me around and you will be the greatest catch ever, she will realize that if she doesn't take you back, she has guys like me to look forward to.

[Wiglaf]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
What it is, is that you need to be yourself. So what if you shag some girl for a while, if you're really interested? It's going to fall apart eventually anyway.
Finding a person that likes you, being you, is the goal. Count this one gone and move on.

Not all relationships fall apart eventually anyway. I made it happen this time and my penis. The only analogy I can think of to describe this that is comparable is when Hitler invaded Russia. Like him I backstabbed her and she's pretty big and I got cold feet really fast and now I've retreated and lonely and lose in the end.

Well, if you can bring her and yourself to Memphis, TN somehow, I'll hang out with you two. A couple hours with me around and you will be the greatest catch ever, she will realize that if she doesn't take you back, she has guys like me to look forward to.

I took her to the zoo to impress upon her how advanced I am but this obviously didn't keep me from dumping her like a moron.

[Wiglaf]

Goodwin's law Goodwin's law. So shoot me. I want to be shot right now.

[-Jrabbit]

Maybe dumping you was a test, to see if you want her so much that you would lower yourself to begging. If you do, and you would -- suck it up and go for it. But do it soon, because living in misery sucks.

If she just wants your ass out of her life, accept it and move on.

But whatever you do, don't wallow.

"Living in the past is for cowards and losers."
-Mike Ditka

[Lancer]

Some sunny day the sun will expand and consume the earth, but it is not this day.

Pretty sure.

Hope that helped.

[Wiglaf]

Originally posted by -Jrabbit
Maybe dumping you was a test, to see if you want her so much that you would lower yourself to begging. If you do, and you would -- suck it up and go for it. But do it soon, because living in misery sucks.

If she just wants your ass out of her life, accept it and move on.

But whatever you do, don't wallow.

"Living in the past is for cowards and losers."
-Mike Ditka

No I dumped her

[SlowwHand]

Originally posted by Wiglaf


Not all relationships fall apart eventually anyway.

They all fall apart if you're not being yourselves, is my point.

[notyoueither]

Originally posted by Lancer
Some sunny day the sun will expand and consume the earth, but it is not this day.

Pretty sure.

Hope that helped.

That's nothing.

The universe ends when enchanted trees pull all the strings and the energy goes out of everything.

[Aeson]

You were right to dump her sorry ass Wiggie, she was holding you back and a no good dirty whore (and not in the good way). It's amazing you got out of that with your little man not puking up blood. You dodged a bullet there pal, you must have a guardian angel watching out for you. Perhaps even a flock of angels... (Which would explain why McCain's guardian angel was missing and he lost the election... see what your syphilis-sore-encrusted former girlfriend cost the nation?)

I'm sure your old girl is now strung out on crack and offering blowjobs for a fiver in the alley. I know you could afford that, but don't let it sway you... stay strong, move on.

[Jon Miller]

But you just got elected.. shouldn't you be happy?

JM

[FrostyBoy]

I agree with Sloww. Move to Texas. Plenty of girls there. And you'll be happier there knowing Bush is moving home soon.

You think all girls are unique and different? HA!

[Elok]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
You think I would invite just anyone to Texas?

Yes, but only because, by Texas law, our entering your territory gives you the right to shoot us in the head.

[SlowwHand]