Inspire Me Before I Slip Further Into Utter Despair

[Wiglaf]

I am receding into the depths of my worst depression yet. I am flying to Alberto tomorrow to look at hotels up in America's hat. I cannot take this country anymore and to add insult to injury like a Jew taking your money and your penis skin, my girlfriend has once again left me. This is one who has never left me before mind you.

Basically I have a friend who dressed up as McCain for halloween and has been in character ever since. I am trying to talk to him about my problems. But it has done me no good.

wiglaf: how you been holding up whiteout
JMac2008: I hope I die before Palin runs in 2012
wiglaf: I am having girl problems.
JMac2008: I'd adopt her
JMac2008: wait is she black
wiglaf: white and skinny for once
JMac2008: Like cindy
wiglaf: hotter
JMac2008 has signed off.
JMac2008 has signed on.
JMac2008: **** you
Jmac2008 has signed off.

Somebody please help me put this into perspective. I had happiness, and I WWAS THE ONE WHO BROKE IT OFF. HSE DIDN'T LEAVE ME I LEFT HER 6 MONTHS AGO AND I HAVE NEVER FORGIVEN MY SELF. :Q:

[Darius871]

darius871: why you hatin' on wiglaf yo?
JMac2008: who the hell are you?
JMac2008: and f*** that douchebag
JMac2008 has signed off.

[Lord Avalon]

Start a quest for a 60" pizza.

[AngieC]

Originally posted by Darius871
darius871: why you hatin' on wiglaf yo?
JMac2008: who the hell are you?
JMac2008: and f*** that douchebag
JMac2008 has signed off.

[SlowwHand]

Come to Texas, Wiglaf. You think I'm kidding, but I'm not.
Come to Texas.

[chequita guevara]

And now Obama will begin to construct the Socialist Islamic order.

[Kidlicious]

Re: Inspire Me Before I Slip Further Into Utter Despair

Look at you! You're worthless and week! You don't deserve a girl friend! Every girl in the world is too good for you!



... and what Che said.

[MrFun]

Look at it this way Wigster - this thread of yours has cheered me up.

[SlowwHand]

Re: Re: Inspire Me Before I Slip Further Into Utter Despair

Originally posted by Kidicious
Look at you! You're worthless and week! You don't deserve a girl friend! Every girl in the world is too good for you!



... and what Che said.

Weak. That's right. A spelling nazi. Get it right, Buckwheat!

[Kidlicious]

Re: Re: Re: Inspire Me Before I Slip Further Into Utter Despair

Originally posted by SlowwHand


Weak. That's right. A spelling nazi. Get it right, Buckwheat!

It's ok, cause he's a poor reader also.

[Wiglaf]

This is not inspiration. You people are more pathetic than my friend's uncircumcised penis.

[SlowwHand]

Listen, you little bastard! I invited you to come to Texas.
If you don't think that's good enough, you're history.
You think I would invite just anyone to Texas? WTF is wrong with you?

[Seedle]

Keep the faith Wiglaf. There are plenty of conservative women who are depressed over Obama's victory, they're desperate for a strong man to make them feel secure and get their endorphins flowing. And just think, after 4 years of the Democrats screwing up, you can return to America and help the right do what is right by taking back what is their right. And we will love you for it, and beg mercy for our sinfulness in not voting republican, like true patriots.

To sum up: You've got 4 years of poon-tang, and then return to right-wing glory in America. It'll all work out.

[SlowwHand]

We need to hope Obama is the greatest president ever.
We want him to succeed. So goes he, so go we.

[Wiglaf]

I am not worried about being able to find a new girl. I can bag any of them, or if they refuse then I can get hammered and take home a porky one. The point is that I am realizing I should not have said no to this one. I made a huge mistake and I dont even have AIDS.