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    Prisoner: Civil Rights case filed on July 25, 2007 in the Illinois Northern District Court


    The list of defendants:

    George W Bush, Richard B. Cheney, Condeleza Rice, Donald H Rumsfeld, John W Snow, Unknown Authors, Carlos M Gutierrez, Michael O Leavitt, Elaine Chao, Stephen L Johnson, Margaret Spellings, Samuel W Bodman, Norman Y Mineta, Hillary Rodham Clinton, James Hoffa, www.GOOGLE.com, Benedict, XVI, Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, Jerry West, www.ACCUWEATHER.com, Usama Bin Laden, William Gates, Hugo Chavez, John Deere, Adolf Hitler's National Socialist Party, Island Def Jam Music Group, Roc-A Fella Records, Shawn Carter, Queen of England, Jo Anne B Barnhart, Steven Spielberg, RJ Reynolds Tobacco Holdings Inc, Japan's Nikkei Stock Exchange, Gambino, Three Mile Island, Kofi Annaan, Tony Danza, Islamic Republic of Iran, Don King Productions Inc, Paris Hilton, Kingdom Hall of the Jehovah's Witness, Jose Padilla, University of Miami, Geico Insurance, Vienna Convention, Matt Drudge, Marion Blakey, Consulate General of Nigeria, The Salvation Army, Jewish State of "Israel", John E Potter, Soledad O'Brien, Miles O'Brien, Magna Carta, Tsunami victims, Alan Greenspan, American Red Cross, Mark Emerson, Jessica Alba, Sirius Satellite Radio, Charles Moose, Dalai Lama, Houston Chronicle, Al Qaeda Islamic Army, Fruit of A-Loom, American Civil Liberties Union, Out-Back Steakhouse, Donald J Trump, Chris Berman, Vatican, The, Shawn John Combs, Michael Brown, Vincent K McMahon, Taliban, The, Richard M Daley, Meals on Wheels, John Grisham, Columbine High School, Ariel Sharon, United Parcel Service, Tara Reid, Black Entertainment Television Inc, Saddam Hussein, Jewish Workers, Brad Pitt, Jack Welch, Elizabeth Smart, George E Pataki, Charlie Sheen, Surgeon General, The, Vladimir Putin, Oliver North, George Orwell, www.ASKJEEVES.com, Sean O'Keefe, Various Buddhist Monks, www.SECUREDPARTY.com, I Lewis Libby, Warren Buffett, Sierra Club, John D Negroponte, Christina Applegate, Jewish Mossad, National Vanguard Books, Air and Space Museum, Christopher Reeves, Gale A Norton, Halliburton Company, Kellogg Brown & Root, John Walsh, Mein Kampf, City of Crawford Texas, John P Abizaid, Venus Williams, www.DEFCON.org, John Dudas, Medieval Times, International Trade Commission, Anna Nichole Smith, United States Marine Corps, William F Buckley, Denny's, Brotherhood of the Snake, Larry King, Charles E Schumer, Rastafarian Natives, Spencer Abraham, Rollingstone Magazine, Monogram Bank of Georgia, Grace Jones, National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing, Ramzi Ahmed Yousef, Planet Hollywood, Joseph H Boardman, Marshall Bruce Mathers, III, Uliminati,Founder Adam Weishaupt, The Apollo Theater, David W Anderson, Assistant Secretary For Indian Affairs, Jason Society, Wu Tang Clan, Wu-Wear Inc, Philip Purcell, CEO Morgan Stanley Dean Witter, Nordic Gods, Presidental Emergency Operation Center, Screen Actors Guild Inc, R James Nicholson, New York Stock Exchange Inc, The Da Vinci Code, Moorish Science Temple of America, Sears Tower, Mike Tyson, Native American Fish Society, Holocaust Survivors, Byzantine Republic Army, Dennis Hopper, Mt. Rushmore, Barbara Walters, First Presbyterian Church, Gordan R Sullivan, Yellow Cab Company, Greek Orthodox Archdiocese of North America, Michael Savage, Dennis Hastert, Green Bay's Lambeau Field, Slobodan Milosevic, Pizza Hut, King James Bible, Scott Peterson, Department of Housing and Urban Affiars, Smithsonian Institute, Robert C Bonner, Ming Dynasty, Ray Nagin, Barry Bonds, Thomas J Ridge, Jenna Bush, Gangs in Hong Kong, United Methodist Church, European Union, Porter Goss, Harrah's Las Vegas Inc, Grand Wizard of Ku Klux Klan, General Motors, Christopher Cox, Proctor & Gamble, Jewish Synagogue's, www.ebay.com, Knights of Malta, AFL-CIO Union, Booker T Washington, Natioal Hockely League "NHL" Players Association, Diane Sawyer, Immigration and Naturalization Service, Verne Minnie Me, Steve Jobbs, Statue of Liberty, Fidel Castro, Brian L Roberts, Comcast Cable Co., Earth Liberation Front, Phil Donahue, Malcom X, Kim Jong II, Geneva Convention, Lee Scott, Arizona Game and Fish Commission, Nelson Rockefeller, National Assocaition of Realtors, Fort Knox, Philadephia Eagles, 2005 Roster, Church of Scientology, World Trade Organizaton, Burt Reynolds, Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers, Michael A Aquino, Bill O'Reilly, Puerto Rican Nationalist Party, Western Uhion Financial Services, Paula Abdul, United States Holocaust Museum, Sister Souljah, Suha Arafat, Jessie Jackson, Hamid Karzai, Carnival Cruise Lines, The World Court Hague, Ben N Jerry's Icecream, Janet Reno, House of Rothschild, David Stern, International Monetary Fund, Jimmy Dean Sausage Co, Yale Skull and Bones, Sumner Redstone, Computer Hackers and Telephone Phreakers, Mayflower Moving Corp, Chemical/Bio Sensor Research Center, Aberdeen Maryland, Whoopi Goldberg, Vincente Fox, Pennsylvania Lottery Commission, www.Amazon.com, Michael Chertoff, City of Nadi, The New York Times, American Express Credit Card Corp, The Olsen Twins, Rainbow/Push Coalition, Mohammed Atta, Leavenworth Federal Prison, Max Mayfield, Michael Tigar, Roman Empire, Merriam Websters Dictionary 10th Edition, Palestine Liberation Organization, Michael Aramcost, Kraft Foods Inc, John Fund, Unknown Writes of Norther American Free Trade Agreement, Demi Moore, Smith N Wesson, United Negro College Fund, Edward M Liddy, Wolf Blitzer, www.2600.com, Metroplitan Transit Authority, Richard Jewel, Bloods and Crips of Detroit, Michael J Fox, Richard S Fuld, Verrizon Communications, Angela Merkel, The Rose Bowl, Ben Yahweh, People Against Treatment of Animals, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Citigroup Inc, National Academy of Science's Institute of Medicine, Indra K Nooyi, Virgina Kings Dominion, Vanna White, Robert W Kagan, Sugar Ray Leonard, Ross Perot, Harley-Davidson Inc., International Islamic Relief Organization, Harley G Lappin, Pink Triangle Coalition, POW-MIA, Cathedral Church of the Intercessor, Bellvue State Hospital Center, www.FRAUDEFEDERALRESERVE.com, Sammy Sosa, Robert M Gates, Architecture of Fee Masonry, Bobby Accord, The Pillsbury Company, Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia, Rosie O'Donnell, George P Shultz, Mozart, Sundance Film Festival, U.S. Capitol Police, AARP, The Appalachian Trail, Notre Dame, John Kasich, Joey Buttafuoco, National Wildlife Refuge, Nostradamus, Richard Thornburgh, Leann Rimes, Evangelical Lutheran Chuch, James Billington, Marco Polo, Teresa Heintz Kerry, Negro Justice League, The Eiffel Tower, Newt Gingrich, USA Today, G8 Summit, Zacarias Moussaoui, Ringling Bros and Barnum & Bailey Circus, Kentucky Militia, Lloyd M Bentsen, John Wayne Bobbit, Plymouth Rock, WKRP in Cincinatti, Royal Institute for International Affairs, Arayan Brotherhood, James G Roche, Yao Ming, Hartsfield Atlanta International Airport, www.antisocial.com, Charles Dickens, Arlen Spector, Leaning Tower of Pisa, National Oceanic Atmosphere Administration, Iraqi Baath Regime, Kevin Bacon, United States Olympic Committee, Humane Society, Guerilla's in the Mist, Donna E Shalala, Fabio, Holy Land Foundation, Encyclopedia Britanica, Bono, Centers for Disease Control, Home Depot, National Rifle Association, Geraldo Rivera, Amtrak, Niccolo Machiavelli, American Psychiatric Association, Garden of Eden, Ben Roethlisberger, Unification Church, Anglo-Saxons Alliance, United States Secret Service, Dosotevsky, The International Space Station, Russell Crowe, Assassins of Serbia Prime Minister Zoran Zjindjic, Mall of America, Edward S Robinson, Commanding Officer USS Grayback, Home Shopping Network, John Dupont, Ace Hardware Stores, Henry A Kissinger, Paul Revere, Indianapolis Motor Speedway Corporation, Duncan Donuts, Rand Corporation, Michealangelo, Olympia J Snowe, Aztec Pyramids, Boy Scouts of America, William Pierce, Six Flags of Arlington Texas, Talmud, Beth Holloway Twitty, International Atomic Energy Agency, Jessica Simpson, Donald E Graham, Viagara, Anne Richards, Marion "Suge" Knight, Ripley's Believe It Or Not, Randy Johnson, Anheiser Busch, Peter Jennigs' Widow, Paul Wolfowitz, Montana Freeman, Pennsylvania Turnpike, Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, Julia Roberts, Public Broadcast System, Jeb Bush, John Birch Society, Sprint/Nextel, Bob Vila, Hoover Dam, Sandy Berger, Toll Brothers, www.GINOROMANO.com, William Jefferson Clinton, Killington Vermont Ski Resort, www.YAHOO.com, Joe Gibbs Racing, Jennifer Lopez, National Public Radio, Tonya Harding, Comptroller of Currency, ADT Security, Harrison Ford, Mike Johanns, Delta Airlines, Pete Rose, Sumbionese Liberation Army, Small Business Administration, Joseph Lieberman, Sylvester Stallone, Kyoto Protocol, Bolivian Mafia, The, Vietnam Veterans of America, Kenneth Starr, Simon and Schuster, Patricia Hearst, Nelson Mandela, Chandra Levy, U.S. Department of Agriculture, Symbionese Liberation Army, The Bolivian Mafia, Anti Defamation League, Church of Jesus Christ and Latter Day Saints, Rush Limbaugh, Airforce One, Louis Farrakhan, National Medal of Arts, Webster Hubbell, McDougals, The Waffle House, Gray Davis, Black Panther Party, Grand Canyon-Parashant National Monument, Lucy Liu, Bob Barker, Federalist Society, Elian Gonzalez, International Criminal Court, Danny Glover, National Archives, Disney's Grand Floridian Resort, Jonathan J Pollard, Red Guerilla Resistance, New Jersey Port Authority, Chirs Matthews, Kweisi Mfume, Wendy's, M.C. Hammer, Rudolph Giulani, Islamic Muslim Brotherhood, Drew Barrymore, All National Abortion Clinic, Newsweek Magazine, Madeleine Albright, Lee R Raymond, Louis XV, Holy Grail, Merck Pharmaceuticals, Elson John, Planet of Pluto, Trent Lott, Ho Chi Minh City, Muammar Gaddafi, Frank Sinatra, Jr, Joseph Biden, Lil Kim, I-95 "Interstate" Developers, Make A Wish Foundation, Virgin Mary, The, US Department of Internal Affairs, Richard Reid, Jerry Lewis Telethon, Golden Gate Bridge, Monica Lewinsky, John Ashcroft, Dennis Rodman, Center for Medicare/Medicaid Services, J K Rowling, Jackie Chan, Noelle Bush, Cleo, David Coulter, Chechen Rebels, Huggies, Colin Powell, Ninja Samurai Fighters, National Center for Mission & Exploited Children, Hamas, Tammany Hall, Trevor Smith, www.EHARMONY.com, Jean-Bertrand Aristide, Hubble Space Telescope, Joshua Bolten, Boston Globe, The, National Guard and Reserves, The, B'Nai B'Rith, Outlaws Motocycle Gang, John McCain, Equal Opportunity Employer, Michael Moore, Fort Bragg Military Base, John Walters, World Wide Web, Catholic Church, Ben Bernanke, Anti-Communist Memorbilla Collection, Academy Awards, FBI, Francis J Harvey, Baptist Church, www.MEDIACONTROL.com, Oprah Winfrey, Area 69, Scott McClellan, David Duke, Engine #9, Franklin Mint, D B Cooper, Lester Crawford, Napoleon, Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries, Wiccan Worship, British SAS, Guantanamo Bay, Darryl F. Zanck Institute for Media Domination and Talmudic Studies, The, Pirates Cove Miniture Golf Course, Hannibal Lector, Council of Foreign Relations, Ronald McDonald Charities, Foday Sankoh, Ben Gurion Airport, Sandra Bullock, Statue of Felix Dzerzhinsky, Katie Curic, Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation, Motley Rice, Rania, Phi Beta Kappa, Irish Republican Army, Che Guevara, Aljazeera Television and Bumble Bee Tuna


    From the Judge's Minute entry in which the case is dismissed for failure to state a claim:

    Plaintiff, Jonathan Lee Riches, is currently confined at Williamsburg FCI in Salters, North Carolina. He has named hundreds of defendants (eight pages, single-spaced). Besides George W. Bush, President of the United States, and other federal officials, he has also named James Hoffa, the Magna Carta, Three Mile Island, Diane Sawyer, Statue of Liberty, Malcolm X, George Jetson, Ace Hardware Stores, and other defendants, many of whom are either fictional, deceased, or nonsuable entities. He appears to allege, among other allegations, that there is a world-wide conspiracy to impose the Uniform Commercial Code on him. He claims George Bush is a time traveler and the grand Iman of voodoo witch doctors.



    "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

    Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

  • #2
    I have the pleasure of interviewing people with similar conspiracies against them, though I doubt those people had access to computers and printers.
    If you don't like reality, change it! me
    "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
    "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
    "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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    • #3
      He claims George Bush is a time traveler and the grand Iman of voodoo witch doctors.
      That explains a lot.

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      • #4
        Guerilla's in the Mist


        Look out!
        12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
        Stadtluft Macht Frei
        Killing it is the new killing it
        Ultima Ratio Regum

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        • #5
          This guy is well-known for filing all sorts of stupid ****, from lawsuits to filings in ongoing cases he didn't start (and have nothing to do with him). It's his personal vendetta b/c they put him in jail.

          -Arrian

          edit: "they" being the justice system.
          grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

          The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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          • #6
            Comcast Cable. He makes some valid points.
            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • #7
              I dealt with a similar pleading at work; basically the lady went through a four-page numerological rant taking a chain of loose associations between things like the Gettysburg Address' year and docket or district numbers, apparently using the "coincidences" to prove that the state of Kentucky was engaged in some vast conspiracy against her. Classic schizophrenia.

              I don't have the pleadings any more, and they were really the only funny part, but here's an appeals case from the same character that slapped her with sanctions:

              Not Reported in S.W.3d, 2008 WL 1108519 (Ky.App.)

              Court of Appeals of Kentucky.
              Patricia Sue SMALLWOOD, Appellant
              v.
              RIVER VALLEY BEHAVIORAL HEALTH, INC.; Kentucky Unemployment Commission; and Cabinet for Health and Family Services, Appellant.

              No. 2007-CA-000728-MR.

              April 11, 2008.

              Appeal from Jefferson Circuit Court, Action No. 06-CI-007464

              OPINION


              KELLER, Judge.

              *1 In this employment action, Patricia Sue Smallwood, proceeding pro se, has appealed from the portion of the March 22, 2007, Opinion and Order of the Jefferson Circuit Court imposing CR 11 sanctions against her and awarding attorney's fees to River Valley Behavioral Health, Inc. (River Valley). We affirm.

              River Valley hired Smallwood as the Human Resources Manager at Hazelwood Center on March 30, 2005. Hazelwood Center is administered through the Cabinet for Health and Family Services. Smallwood was terminated from her position on February 2, 2006, for gross insubordination, as well as several other problems noted in her performance. Smallwood's initial claim for unemployment benefits was denied in March 2006, as her insubordination disqualified her from receiving benefits. At a hearing contesting this determination, Smallwood disputed that her employer was River Valley, as listed on the unemployment documents, but rather, was Hazelwood Center. Accordingly, the Unemployment Insurance Commission (the Commission) entered an order on June 14, 2006, remanding the matter to the Division's tax audit branch to determine the correct employment relationship. The tax audit branch then issued an order on June 23, 2006, finding that Smallwood was an employee of River Valley for purposes of unemployment insurance. It is from this order that Smallwood initiated the circuit court action on August 23, 2006, naming River Valley, the Commission, and Hazelwood Center as defendants.

              All of the defendants moved to dismiss Smallwood's suit, citing her failure to exhaust her administrative remedies, her failure to verify her complaint, and the untimeliness of her purported appeal. Prior to the circuit court's ruling on these motions to dismiss, Smallwood attempted to amend her complaint to include claims for wrongful discharge and for retaliation for making a whistleblower report. Smallwood also filed motions for summary judgment and for partial summary judgment. In addition, Smallwood sought to compel the withdrawal of counsel for River Valley and the Cabinet, and moved for CR 11 sanctions against those attorneys. On December 1, 2006, the circuit court entered an Opinion and Order granting the defendants' motions to dismiss, holding that Smallwood failed to verify her complaint and failed to exhaust her administrative remedies. Regarding the latter holding, the circuit court stated that Smallwood should have first sought review of the tax audit branch's June 23, 2006, order before the Commission, not the circuit court, and thus the matter was not ripe for judicial review. No appeal was taken from this Opinion and Order.

              Instead, on December 18, 2006, Smallwood filed a CR 60.02 motion for relief and requested a hearing. In her motion, Smallwood made outrageous accusations against the defendants and their respective attorneys that we shall not repeat in this opinion. Smallwood then filed a subsequent motion to withdraw her first CR 60.02 motion so that she could file a more detailed CR 60.02 motion. The defendants objected to the motions and requested CR 11 sanctions be imposed against Smallwood. Following oral argument, the circuit court entered an Opinion and Order on February 23, 2007, the pertinent parts of which we shall set out below:

              *2 I. PLAINTIFF'S MOTION PURSUANT TO CR 60.02:

              In support of her motion, [Smallwood] persists in arguing the factual predicate for her claims, without addressing the procedural defects of her pleadings. This Court has found that, because [Smallwood] has failed to exhaust her administrative remedies, this Court has [no] jurisdiction to hear her claims. This finding is further support[ed] by the fact that additional proceedings are set to take place before the Kentucky Unemployment Insurance Commission on February 25, 2007. [Smallwood] has failed to persuade the Court that it has jurisdiction to act in this matter and her motion will be denied.

              II. MOTIONS FOR CR 11 SANCTIONS:

              CR 11 states in pertinent part that, “The signature of an attorney or party constitutes a certification by him that he has read the pleading, motion or other paper; that to the best of his knowledge, information, and belief formed after reasonable inquiry it is well grounded in fact and is warranted by existing law or a good faith argument for the extension, modification or reversal of existing law, and that it is not interposed for any improper purpose, such as to harass or to cause unnecessary delay or needless increase in the cost of litigation.” The rule, using the mandatory “shall,” requires the Court to impose “appropriate sanctions” upon a finding of violations. Among those sanctions is the obligation to order the violating party or his attorney to “pay to the other party or parties the amount of reasonable expenses incurred because of the filing of the pleading, motion or other paper, including reasonable attorney's fees.”

              While [Smallwood] was repeatedly given the opportunity to address the CR 11 motions, she continued to use her time to address the issues presented by her myriad claims. Her sole defense appeared to be that the litigation has not been concluded as required by CR 11 and therefore, the Court could not rule upon the motions at this time. The Court's ruling as to the matter of [Smallwood's] motion for relief pursuant to CR 60.02 concludes the action and therefore, the Court is free to impose sanctions upon her.

              In both of her CR 60.02 motions, filed on December 18, 2006 and January 2, 2007 respectively, [Smallwood] has made appalling allegations against not just the agencies involved, but the attorneys representing them. These parties have been accused of various criminal activities, including fraud. Her stated bases for doing so could have no merit with any reasonable jury or jurist. CR 11 sanctions are not only appropriate, but necessary where, as here, the reputation of attorneys has been so unjustifiably maligned.

              ORDER


              IT IS HEREBY ORDERED AND ADJUDGED [Smallwood's] motion for relief pursuant to CR 60.02 is DENIED.

              IT IS FURTHER ORDERED that the motions for sanctions pursuant to CR 11 are GRANTED. Upon compliance with JRP 404, the Cabinet for Health and Family Services and River Valley Behavioral Health, Inc. shall each recover their reasonable expenses, including attorneys' fees incurred in defending against the CR 60.02 motions filed on December 18, 2006 and January 2, 2007. In addition, a fine of $100.00 for each motion is assessed against [Smallwood] and awarded to the Cabinet for Health and Family Services and to River Valley Behavioral Health, Inc.



              *3 IT IS ORDERED that the CR 60.02 motions filed on December 18, 2006 and January 2, 2007 shall be and are hereby stricken from the record.

              This is a final and appealable Order and there is no just cause for delay.

              No appeal was taken from this Opinion and Order.

              In accordance with this Opinion and Order, River Valley filed a motion seeking $8,480 in attorney's fees. Smallwood objected to River Valley's motion and sought relief pursuant to CR 60.02 from the portion of the Opinion and Order awarding attorney's fees. In support, Smallwood cited the recent decision from the Commission's Appeals Branch, in which she was found not be insubordinate and thus was qualified to receive unemployment benefits.

              On March 22, 2007, the circuit court entered an Opinion and Order ruling on Smallwood's CR 60.02 motion and River Valley's motion for attorney's fees. The circuit court held in pertinent part as follows:


              I. [SMALLWOOD'S] MOTION PURSUANT TO CR 60.02:

              The Commission's [February 27, 2007,] ruling [reversing the original determination as to Smallwood's proper employer] renders any appeal of its previous decision moot and the Court's original determination that it lacked jurisdiction over that matter is correct. However, this Court does have jurisdiction over its own orders and has the ability to punish reprehensible conduct taking place under the guise of legitimate legal action. This Court's ruling with regard to CR 11 sanctions is pursuant to this authority and has not been challenged in any meaningful way by [Smallwood].

              This Court found that, “In both of her CR 60.02 motions, filed on December 18, 2006 and January 2, 2007 respectively, [Smallwood] has made appalling allegations against not just the agencies involved, but the attorneys representing them. These parties have been accused of various criminal activities, including fraud. Her stated bases for so doing could have no merit with any reasonable jury or jurist. CR 11 sanctions are not only appropriate, but necessary where, as here, the reputation of attorneys has been so unjustifiably maligned.” The Court then directed the attorneys effected [sic] by [Smallwood's] conduct to supply appropriate documentation of their fees. They have done so and this Court finds those fees to be reasonable, particularly in light of the fact that [Smallwood] continues to engage in the same objectionable conduct, even after this Court's previous Order.

              ORDER

              IT IS HEREBY ORDERED AND ADJUDGED [Smallwood's] motion for relief pursuant to CR 60.02 is DENIED.

              IT IS FURTHER ORDERED that the motions for attorney's fees filed on behalf of River Valley Behavioral Health, Inc. is GRANTED. River Valley Behavioral Health, Inc. shall recover of [Smallwood], the sum of $8,480.00

              This is a final and appealable Order and there is no just cause for delay.

              It is from the March 22, 2007, Opinion and Order that Smallwood has taken the present appeal.

              Smallwood's brief is difficult to understand, but it appears that she is asserting that the circuit court improperly sanctioned her for the conduct of attorneys representing the defendants below, rather than sanctioning those attorneys. She then requests that those attorneys should each be sanctioned. In response, River Valley argues that Smallwood appealed from the wrong order in that she did not appeal from the initial order awarding CR 11 sanctions; that she did not establish that the amount of sanctions awarded was unreasonable; and that the award of CR 11 sanctions should in any event be upheld.FN1 We agree with River Valley; hence, we affirm.

              *4 We shall begin our analysis by reciting the language of the applicable Civil Rule in this case, namely, CR 11:

              Every pleading, motion and other paper of a party represented by an attorney shall be signed by at least one attorney of record in his individual name, whose address shall be stated. A party who is not represented by an attorney shall sign his pleading, motion, or other paper and state his address. Except when otherwise specifically provided by Rule or statute, pleadings need not be verified or accompanied by affidavit. The rule in equity that the averments of an answer under oath must be overcome by the testimony of two witnesses or of one witness sustained by corroborating circumstances is abolished. The signature of an attorney or party constitutes a certification by him that he has read the pleading, motion or other paper; that to the best of his knowledge, information, and belief formed after reasonable inquiry it is well grounded in fact and is warranted by existing law or a good faith argument for the extension, modification or reversal of existing law, and that it is not interposed for any improper purpose, such as to harass or to cause unnecessary delay or needless increase in the cost of litigation. If a pleading, motion or other paper is not signed, it shall be stricken unless it is signed promptly after the omission is called to the attention of the pleader or movant. If a pleading, motion, or other paper is signed in violation of this rule, the court, upon motion or upon its own initiative, shall impose upon the person who signed it, a represented party, or both, an appropriate sanction, which may include an order to pay to the other party or parties the amount of the reasonable expenses incurred because of the filing of the pleading, motion, or other paper, including a reasonable attorney's fee. The Court shall postpone ruling on any Rule 11 motions filed in the litigation until after entry of a final judgment.

              In Clark Equipment Co., Inc. v. Bowman, 762 S.W.2d 417, 420-21 (Ky.App.1988), this Court addressed the imposition of CR 11 sanctions:

              As a threshold matter, Rule 11 is not, as the appellant seemingly contends, a vehicle to obtain relief by one who has suffered damages by simple negligence in the filing of a lawsuit or by the filing of a meritless lawsuit. Historically successful litigants have had a remedy for the filing of meritless lawsuits in the nature of a countersuit for malicious prosecution or abuse of process. See C. Leibson, Legal Malpractice Cases: Special Problems in Identifying Issues of Law and Fact and in the Use of Expert Testimony, 75 Ky.L.J. 1, 25 (1986-87). To prevail in such a countersuit, one is required to prove, among other things, that the attorney, in filing the original suit, acted without probable cause and with malice. Raine v. Drasin, Ky., 621 S.W.2d 895, 899 (1981). The latter element can be inferred from lack of the first. Id.

              Rule 11 was never intended to serve as an alternate remedy or as a substitute for those necessary elements to those various actions Justice Leibson refers to as “wrongful civil proceedings.” While it should be obvious, we want to make it clear that Rule 11 does not provide substantive rights to litigants but is a procedural rule designed to curb abusive conduct in the litigation process. Port Drum Co. v. Umphrey, 852 F.2d 148, 150 (5th Cir.1988); Gaiardo v. Ethyl Corp, 835 F.2d 479, 483 (3rd Cir.1987); Mihalik v. Pro Arts, Inc., 851 F.2d 790 (6th Cir.1988). It is intended for “exceptional circumstances.” Gaiardo, supra at 483. Thus, even if a case is meritless, Rule 11 has no application unless it is demonstrated that a “party or his lawyer has signed a paper in violation of the Rule.” National Association of Government Employees, Inc. v. National Federation of Federal Employees, 844 F .2d 216, 222 (5th Cir.1988).
              Unbelievable!

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              • #8
                continued:

                *5 The test to be used by the trial court in considering a motion for sanctions is whether the attorney's conduct, at the time he or she signed the allegedly offending pleading or motion, was reasonable under the circumstances. Louisville Rent-A-Space v. Akai, Ky.App., 746 S.W.2d 85 (1988); Albright v. Upjohn Co., 788 F.2d 1217 (6th Cir.1986). The Federal Civil Rules Advisory Committee suggested that a trial court consider several factors in deciding whether an attorney breached his obligations under the rule:

                "The court is expected to avoid using the wisdom of hindsight and should test the signer's conduct by inquiring what was reasonable to believe at the time the pleading, motion, or other paper was submitted. Thus, what constitutes a reasonable inquiry may depend on such factors as how much time for investigation was available to the signer; whether he had to rely on a client for information as to the facts underlying the pleading, motion, or other paper; whether the pleading, motion, or other paper was based on a plausible view of the law; or whether he depended on forwarding counsel or another member of the bar."

                Rule 11 does not prescribe a standard of review of rulings made pursuant thereto. We believe, however, that where sanctions have been denied, our review is limited to a determination of whether the trial court abused its discretion. In Kentucky, trial courts are not required to make findings when ruling on motions, CR 52.01; but in certain circumstances, especially when granting relief, it is incumbent upon the trial court to make findings on matters raised by motion. See Burnett v. Burnett, Ky., 516 S.W.2d 330 (1974). Considering the punitive nature of sanctions and “the impact sanctions may have on a party or an attorney's career and personal well-being,” FN2 a trial court should not impose sanctions without a hearing and without rendering findings of fact. While some courts apply an across-the-board abuse of discretion standard of review to all Rule 11 rulings, e.g., Mihalik v. Pro Arts, Inc., supra at 793, we think where sanctions are imposed our role requires a multi-standard approach, that is, a clearly erroneous standard to the trial court's findings in support of sanctions, a de novo review of the legal conclusion that a violation occurred, and an abuse of discretion standard on the type and/or amount of sanctions imposed.FN3 See Zaldivar v. City of Los Angeles, 780 F.2d 823, 828 (9th Cir.1986); Brown v. Federation of State Medical Boards of U.S., 830 F.2d 1429 (7th Cir.1987).

                In the present case, the issue as to whether the initial decision to impose CR 11 sanctions was proper is not before the Court. As pointed out by River Valley, Smallwood did not appeal from the Opinion and Order in which the circuit court actually decided that CR 11 sanctions were appropriate. Nevertheless, we hold that CR 11 sanctions were more than appropriate in this case. We note that the sanctions were specifically imposed based upon Smallwood's post-dismissal CR 60.02 filings, which either were completely unnecessary or patently outrageous in their accusations. Based upon our review of the record, the circuit court's findings supporting its conclusion that Smallwood committed a CR 11 violation are supported by substantial evidence in the record. Likewise, our de novo review of those findings confirm the propriety of the circuit court's decision to award CR 11 sanctions.

                *6 We shall next turn to the amount of sanctions that were awarded, which is properly before this Court. The circuit court imposed a $100 sanction per filing for a total of $200 against Smallwood, and awarded those sanctions to the Cabinet and River Valley. More significantly, the circuit court awarded $8,480 in attorney's fees to River Valley. Pursuant to Clark Equipment Co., we review the type and amount of sanctions awarded for abuse of discretion. 762 S .W.2d at 421. In Jackson v. Law Firm of O'Hara, Ruberg, Osborne and Taylor, 875 F.2d 1224, 1229 (6th Cir.1989), the Sixth Circuit Court of Appeals addressed the reasonableness of the sanction imposed, stating that, “once the district court determines that an attorney has violated Rule 11, the court has wide discretion in selecting the appropriate sanction.” However, the Court noted that “[t]he two goals of Rule 11 are deterrence and compensation. Of these two, deterrence is the principal goal.” Id. Because deterrence is the principal goal, “courts should impose the least severe sanction that is likely to deter.” Id. In addition, “the court must consider whether the party to receive the award has acted promptly to bring a violation of CR 11 to the court's attention.” Id. at 1230. Finally, the court “must make some inquiry concerning an attorney's ability to pay a monetary sanction.” Id.

                In the present appeal, Smallwood does not in any way address the amount of sanctions awarded. Nor did she address the reasonableness of the attorney's fees requested while the motion was before the circuit court. Rather, she only argues here that the circuit court imposed CR 11 sanctions on the wrong party. However, in our view, the amount of sanctions imposed was reasonable under the circumstances of this case and was designed to effect deterrence. The affidavit attached to River Valley's motion for attorney's fees establishes that attorney Michele Henry expended a total of 42.4 hours defending River Valley solely against Smallwood's CR 60.02 motions. Our review of attorney Henry's billing records reveals thirty separate entries relating to litigation associated with just those two motions. These entries include reviewing multiple e-mail correspondence from Smallwood. Based upon our own review as well as Smallwood's failure to address the reasonableness of the sanctions imposed, we hold that the circuit court did not abuse its discretion in either the type or amount of CR 11 sanctions imposed.FN4

                FN4. We note that in a previous appeal, this Court upheld a $20, 000 CR 11 sanction imposed against Smallwood. Smallwood v. Res-Care, Inc., 1996-CA-002435-MR, 1996-CA-002502-MR, 1996-CA-003130-MR, as modified March 20, 1998.

                For the foregoing reasons, the Jefferson Circuit Court's March 22, 2007, Opinion and Order is affirmed.
                Unbelievable!

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                  I'm suing you.

                  ACK!
                  Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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