The list of defendants:
George W Bush, Richard B. Cheney, Condeleza Rice, Donald H Rumsfeld, John W Snow, Unknown Authors, Carlos M Gutierrez, Michael O Leavitt, Elaine Chao, Stephen L Johnson, Margaret Spellings, Samuel W Bodman, Norman Y Mineta, Hillary Rodham Clinton, James Hoffa, www.GOOGLE.com, Benedict, XVI, Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, Jerry West, www.ACCUWEATHER.com, Usama Bin Laden, William Gates, Hugo Chavez, John Deere, Adolf Hitler's National Socialist Party, Island Def Jam Music Group, Roc-A Fella Records, Shawn Carter, Queen of England, Jo Anne B Barnhart, Steven Spielberg, RJ Reynolds Tobacco Holdings Inc, Japan's Nikkei Stock Exchange, Gambino, Three Mile Island, Kofi Annaan, Tony Danza, Islamic Republic of Iran, Don King Productions Inc, Paris Hilton, Kingdom Hall of the Jehovah's Witness, Jose Padilla, University of Miami, Geico Insurance, Vienna Convention, Matt Drudge, Marion Blakey, Consulate General of Nigeria, The Salvation Army, Jewish State of "Israel", John E Potter, Soledad O'Brien, Miles O'Brien, Magna Carta, Tsunami victims, Alan Greenspan, American Red Cross, Mark Emerson, Jessica Alba, Sirius Satellite Radio, Charles Moose, Dalai Lama, Houston Chronicle, Al Qaeda Islamic Army, Fruit of A-Loom, American Civil Liberties Union, Out-Back Steakhouse, Donald J Trump, Chris Berman, Vatican, The, Shawn John Combs, Michael Brown, Vincent K McMahon, Taliban, The, Richard M Daley, Meals on Wheels, John Grisham, Columbine High School, Ariel Sharon, United Parcel Service, Tara Reid, Black Entertainment Television Inc, Saddam Hussein, Jewish Workers, Brad Pitt, Jack Welch, Elizabeth Smart, George E Pataki, Charlie Sheen, Surgeon General, The, Vladimir Putin, Oliver North, George Orwell, www.ASKJEEVES.com, Sean O'Keefe, Various Buddhist Monks, www.SECUREDPARTY.com, I Lewis Libby, Warren Buffett, Sierra Club, John D Negroponte, Christina Applegate, Jewish Mossad, National Vanguard Books, Air and Space Museum, Christopher Reeves, Gale A Norton, Halliburton Company, Kellogg Brown & Root, John Walsh, Mein Kampf, City of Crawford Texas, John P Abizaid, Venus Williams, www.DEFCON.org, John Dudas, Medieval Times, International Trade Commission, Anna Nichole Smith, United States Marine Corps, William F Buckley, Denny's, Brotherhood of the Snake, Larry King, Charles E Schumer, Rastafarian Natives, Spencer Abraham, Rollingstone Magazine, Monogram Bank of Georgia, Grace Jones, National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing, Ramzi Ahmed Yousef, Planet Hollywood, Joseph H Boardman, Marshall Bruce Mathers, III, Uliminati,Founder Adam Weishaupt, The Apollo Theater, David W Anderson, Assistant Secretary For Indian Affairs, Jason Society, Wu Tang Clan, Wu-Wear Inc, Philip Purcell, CEO Morgan Stanley Dean Witter, Nordic Gods, Presidental Emergency Operation Center, Screen Actors Guild Inc, R James Nicholson, New York Stock Exchange Inc, The Da Vinci Code, Moorish Science Temple of America, Sears Tower, Mike Tyson, Native American Fish Society, Holocaust Survivors, Byzantine Republic Army, Dennis Hopper, Mt. Rushmore, Barbara Walters, First Presbyterian Church, Gordan R Sullivan, Yellow Cab Company, Greek Orthodox Archdiocese of North America, Michael Savage, Dennis Hastert, Green Bay's Lambeau Field, Slobodan Milosevic, Pizza Hut, King James Bible, Scott Peterson, Department of Housing and Urban Affiars, Smithsonian Institute, Robert C Bonner, Ming Dynasty, Ray Nagin, Barry Bonds, Thomas J Ridge, Jenna Bush, Gangs in Hong Kong, United Methodist Church, European Union, Porter Goss, Harrah's Las Vegas Inc, Grand Wizard of Ku Klux Klan, General Motors, Christopher Cox, Proctor & Gamble, Jewish Synagogue's, www.ebay.com, Knights of Malta, AFL-CIO Union, Booker T Washington, Natioal Hockely League "NHL" Players Association, Diane Sawyer, Immigration and Naturalization Service, Verne Minnie Me, Steve Jobbs, Statue of Liberty, Fidel Castro, Brian L Roberts, Comcast Cable Co., Earth Liberation Front, Phil Donahue, Malcom X, Kim Jong II, Geneva Convention, Lee Scott, Arizona Game and Fish Commission, Nelson Rockefeller, National Assocaition of Realtors, Fort Knox, Philadephia Eagles, 2005 Roster, Church of Scientology, World Trade Organizaton, Burt Reynolds, Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers, Michael A Aquino, Bill O'Reilly, Puerto Rican Nationalist Party, Western Uhion Financial Services, Paula Abdul, United States Holocaust Museum, Sister Souljah, Suha Arafat, Jessie Jackson, Hamid Karzai, Carnival Cruise Lines, The World Court Hague, Ben N Jerry's Icecream, Janet Reno, House of Rothschild, David Stern, International Monetary Fund, Jimmy Dean Sausage Co, Yale Skull and Bones, Sumner Redstone, Computer Hackers and Telephone Phreakers, Mayflower Moving Corp, Chemical/Bio Sensor Research Center, Aberdeen Maryland, Whoopi Goldberg, Vincente Fox, Pennsylvania Lottery Commission, www.Amazon.com, Michael Chertoff, City of Nadi, The New York Times, American Express Credit Card Corp, The Olsen Twins, Rainbow/Push Coalition, Mohammed Atta, Leavenworth Federal Prison, Max Mayfield, Michael Tigar, Roman Empire, Merriam Websters Dictionary 10th Edition, Palestine Liberation Organization, Michael Aramcost, Kraft Foods Inc, John Fund, Unknown Writes of Norther American Free Trade Agreement, Demi Moore, Smith N Wesson, United Negro College Fund, Edward M Liddy, Wolf Blitzer, www.2600.com, Metroplitan Transit Authority, Richard Jewel, Bloods and Crips of Detroit, Michael J Fox, Richard S Fuld, Verrizon Communications, Angela Merkel, The Rose Bowl, Ben Yahweh, People Against Treatment of Animals, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Citigroup Inc, National Academy of Science's Institute of Medicine, Indra K Nooyi, Virgina Kings Dominion, Vanna White, Robert W Kagan, Sugar Ray Leonard, Ross Perot, Harley-Davidson Inc., International Islamic Relief Organization, Harley G Lappin, Pink Triangle Coalition, POW-MIA, Cathedral Church of the Intercessor, Bellvue State Hospital Center, www.FRAUDEFEDERALRESERVE.com, Sammy Sosa, Robert M Gates, Architecture of Fee Masonry, Bobby Accord, The Pillsbury Company, Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia, Rosie O'Donnell, George P Shultz, Mozart, Sundance Film Festival, U.S. Capitol Police, AARP, The Appalachian Trail, Notre Dame, John Kasich, Joey Buttafuoco, National Wildlife Refuge, Nostradamus, Richard Thornburgh, Leann Rimes, Evangelical Lutheran Chuch, James Billington, Marco Polo, Teresa Heintz Kerry, Negro Justice League, The Eiffel Tower, Newt Gingrich, USA Today, G8 Summit, Zacarias Moussaoui, Ringling Bros and Barnum & Bailey Circus, Kentucky Militia, Lloyd M Bentsen, John Wayne Bobbit, Plymouth Rock, WKRP in Cincinatti, Royal Institute for International Affairs, Arayan Brotherhood, James G Roche, Yao Ming, Hartsfield Atlanta International Airport, www.antisocial.com, Charles Dickens, Arlen Spector, Leaning Tower of Pisa, National Oceanic Atmosphere Administration, Iraqi Baath Regime, Kevin Bacon, United States Olympic Committee, Humane Society, Guerilla's in the Mist, Donna E Shalala, Fabio, Holy Land Foundation, Encyclopedia Britanica, Bono, Centers for Disease Control, Home Depot, National Rifle Association, Geraldo Rivera, Amtrak, Niccolo Machiavelli, American Psychiatric Association, Garden of Eden, Ben Roethlisberger, Unification Church, Anglo-Saxons Alliance, United States Secret Service, Dosotevsky, The International Space Station, Russell Crowe, Assassins of Serbia Prime Minister Zoran Zjindjic, Mall of America, Edward S Robinson, Commanding Officer USS Grayback, Home Shopping Network, John Dupont, Ace Hardware Stores, Henry A Kissinger, Paul Revere, Indianapolis Motor Speedway Corporation, Duncan Donuts, Rand Corporation, Michealangelo, Olympia J Snowe, Aztec Pyramids, Boy Scouts of America, William Pierce, Six Flags of Arlington Texas, Talmud, Beth Holloway Twitty, International Atomic Energy Agency, Jessica Simpson, Donald E Graham, Viagara, Anne Richards, Marion "Suge" Knight, Ripley's Believe It Or Not, Randy Johnson, Anheiser Busch, Peter Jennigs' Widow, Paul Wolfowitz, Montana Freeman, Pennsylvania Turnpike, Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, Julia Roberts, Public Broadcast System, Jeb Bush, John Birch Society, Sprint/Nextel, Bob Vila, Hoover Dam, Sandy Berger, Toll Brothers, www.GINOROMANO.com, William Jefferson Clinton, Killington Vermont Ski Resort, www.YAHOO.com, Joe Gibbs Racing, Jennifer Lopez, National Public Radio, Tonya Harding, Comptroller of Currency, ADT Security, Harrison Ford, Mike Johanns, Delta Airlines, Pete Rose, Sumbionese Liberation Army, Small Business Administration, Joseph Lieberman, Sylvester Stallone, Kyoto Protocol, Bolivian Mafia, The, Vietnam Veterans of America, Kenneth Starr, Simon and Schuster, Patricia Hearst, Nelson Mandela, Chandra Levy, U.S. Department of Agriculture, Symbionese Liberation Army, The Bolivian Mafia, Anti Defamation League, Church of Jesus Christ and Latter Day Saints, Rush Limbaugh, Airforce One, Louis Farrakhan, National Medal of Arts, Webster Hubbell, McDougals, The Waffle House, Gray Davis, Black Panther Party, Grand Canyon-Parashant National Monument, Lucy Liu, Bob Barker, Federalist Society, Elian Gonzalez, International Criminal Court, Danny Glover, National Archives, Disney's Grand Floridian Resort, Jonathan J Pollard, Red Guerilla Resistance, New Jersey Port Authority, Chirs Matthews, Kweisi Mfume, Wendy's, M.C. Hammer, Rudolph Giulani, Islamic Muslim Brotherhood, Drew Barrymore, All National Abortion Clinic, Newsweek Magazine, Madeleine Albright, Lee R Raymond, Louis XV, Holy Grail, Merck Pharmaceuticals, Elson John, Planet of Pluto, Trent Lott, Ho Chi Minh City, Muammar Gaddafi, Frank Sinatra, Jr, Joseph Biden, Lil Kim, I-95 "Interstate" Developers, Make A Wish Foundation, Virgin Mary, The, US Department of Internal Affairs, Richard Reid, Jerry Lewis Telethon, Golden Gate Bridge, Monica Lewinsky, John Ashcroft, Dennis Rodman, Center for Medicare/Medicaid Services, J K Rowling, Jackie Chan, Noelle Bush, Cleo, David Coulter, Chechen Rebels, Huggies, Colin Powell, Ninja Samurai Fighters, National Center for Mission & Exploited Children, Hamas, Tammany Hall, Trevor Smith, www.EHARMONY.com, Jean-Bertrand Aristide, Hubble Space Telescope, Joshua Bolten, Boston Globe, The, National Guard and Reserves, The, B'Nai B'Rith, Outlaws Motocycle Gang, John McCain, Equal Opportunity Employer, Michael Moore, Fort Bragg Military Base, John Walters, World Wide Web, Catholic Church, Ben Bernanke, Anti-Communist Memorbilla Collection, Academy Awards, FBI, Francis J Harvey, Baptist Church, www.MEDIACONTROL.com, Oprah Winfrey, Area 69, Scott McClellan, David Duke, Engine #9, Franklin Mint, D B Cooper, Lester Crawford, Napoleon, Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries, Wiccan Worship, British SAS, Guantanamo Bay, Darryl F. Zanck Institute for Media Domination and Talmudic Studies, The, Pirates Cove Miniture Golf Course, Hannibal Lector, Council of Foreign Relations, Ronald McDonald Charities, Foday Sankoh, Ben Gurion Airport, Sandra Bullock, Statue of Felix Dzerzhinsky, Katie Curic, Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation, Motley Rice, Rania, Phi Beta Kappa, Irish Republican Army, Che Guevara, Aljazeera Television and Bumble Bee Tuna
From the Judge's Minute entry in which the case is dismissed for failure to state a claim:
Plaintiff, Jonathan Lee Riches, is currently confined at Williamsburg FCI in Salters, North Carolina. He has named hundreds of defendants (eight pages, single-spaced). Besides George W. Bush, President of the United States, and other federal officials, he has also named James Hoffa, the Magna Carta, Three Mile Island, Diane Sawyer, Statue of Liberty, Malcolm X, George Jetson, Ace Hardware Stores, and other defendants, many of whom are either fictional, deceased, or nonsuable entities. He appears to allege, among other allegations, that there is a world-wide conspiracy to impose the Uniform Commercial Code on him. He claims George Bush is a time traveler and the grand Iman of voodoo witch doctors.
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